Jako gotivan lik iz serije South Park u obliku konstantno navarenog pricajuceg peskira koji je zapravo genetski eksperiment americke vojske koji se oteo kontroli (jer se naduvao i pobegao). Prepoznatljiv je po recenici "Don't forget to bring the towel" posle koje sledi kratka pauza i nezaobilazno pitanje "You wanna get high?".
Stan: Oh, dude, we finished level 50!
Kyle: Awesome!
Towelie: Oh, man, I have no idea what's goin' on.
Kyle: Check it out: Now we're going into the secret underground base.
Stan: Alright, guys, focus. Looks like this is gonna be an underwater level.
Towelie: (heavily slurred) Don't forget to bring a towel.
(the boys laugh)
Cartman: You are the worst character ever, Towelie.
Towelie: I know.
