Raspevano govance i sporedni lik iz crtane serije South Park koji se uvek pojavljuje za vreme Božića i peva razne pesmice. Pri prvom pojavljivanju su mogli da ga vide samo Kyle i Chef.
"Mr. hankey the chirstmas poo, small and brown and he comes from you. Sit on the toilet here he comes, squeeze 'em tween your feastive buns! A present from down below spreading joy with a howdy ho!
He's the love inside of you cause he's a piece of poo!"
