Raspamećivač na četu

Hydrog3n Cyanide 2009-06-19 18:52:14 +0000

One osobe koje čekaju da se na četu pojavi neka koja želi da se "malo bolje upoznaju" i to preko neta.

Raspamećivači će toj osobi na brutalan način da objasne da je traženje ljubavi preko neta pogrešno.

Ovo je protiv ženskih osoba, a protiv muških osoba se angažuje ložač sa ženskim nickom na chatu.

Čet scena (ovo se stavrno desilo):

Mike_Hunt: Why hello thar
FlirtyGurl: Hey
FlirtyGurl: a/s/l?
Mike_Hunt: 17/m/can
FlirtyGurl: 16/f/cal
Mike_Hunt: I didn't ask you bitch
Mike_Hunt: now let's cyber
FlirtyGurl: lol wtf?
FlirtyGurl: ok u want to rp?
Mike_Hunt: Yes.
FlirtyGurl: Ok r u ok with family roles?
Mike_Hunt: Absolutely I am
FlirtyGurl: Ok u be my brother
FlirtyGurl: and ill be in my room changing
Mike_Hunt: I come into your room without knocking
Mike_Hunt: hey sis do you have any - OH LAWD
FlirtyGurl: HEY
FlirtyGurl: dont com into my room without knocking first!
FlirtyGurl: I put my shirt on
Mike_Hunt: Sorry sis
FlirtyGurl: get outta here!!
Mike_Hunt: No bitch let's have sex
FlirtyGurl: haha come on get out
FlirtyGurl: stop joking
Mike_Hunt: I walk over to you slowly
Mike_Hunt: and put my hand on your hip
FlirtyGurl: mmm
Mike_Hunt: I lower my head and softly put my lips on your neck
Mike_Hunt: you feel my hot breath
FlirtyGurl: mmm oh yeah
Mike_Hunt: with my other hand I reach under your shirt and feel your soft stomach
FlirtyGurl: oh your good
Mike_Hunt: I look into your eyes and give you a passionate kiss on the lips
FlirtyGurl: oh brother
FlirtyGurl: keep going
Mike_Hunt: I slowly lift your shirt to reveal
Mike_Hunt: YOUR BREASTS ARE ACTUALLY TWO LIVE NUCLEAR BOMBS
Mike_Hunt: WHAT THE FUCK SIS?
FlirtyGurl: ???????????????????
Mike_Hunt: OG GOD LOOK AT THE TIMER
Mike_Hunt: 5
Mike_Hunt: 4
FlirtyGurl: wtf ass
Mike_Hunt: 3
Mike_Hunt: 2
Mike_Hunt: OH NOOOO.
Mike_Hunt: 1
Mike_Hunt: The nuclear blast vaporizes both of us in an instant
Mike_Hunt: along with everything else in a 12 mile radius
FlirtyGurl: dick
Mike_Hunt: All that is left is a charred irradiated wasteland
FlirtyGurl: wtf is ur problem??
Mike_Hunt: You're the one with nuclear bombs for tits
Mike_Hunt: Bitch.
***FlirtyGurl is no longer on the server***

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  1. bwahahahahahahahaha

  2. Ovo od tebe nisam očekiva' Barakuda. Barem izbriši onu sliku s foruma. :)

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