Megacarski oprašivač, s kojim snošnja ima amnezivno dejstvo. Povresita mućaća biva restartovana i sav njen jebački histori pada u zaborav. Od danas pa ubuduće, tu je samo On.
- Kažem ti, Krešimir žigoše. Toliko me iznatačinjao sinoć da se danas samo sećam kako sam poljubila musavog Toplicu na početku sedmog razreda i to je to. Kad sam svršila poslednji put, mobilni na stolu poludeo, počeo da pišti i traži da unesem datum vreme i časovnu zonu.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, Like a Virgin