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    Statista.

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    Rendom visoki državnik bez napisanog mu govora.

    1999 god., Okrug Džeferson, Kolorado, SAD

    - Excuse me, sir, but...When do you think president Clinton will be taking his speech? We are waiting for almost an hour now...
    - Sorry, ma'am, that's highly classified...
    - It's just that people are devastated with this school masacre and all, they were hoping for a word of comfort from their leader...
    - Mr. president is also devastated, ma'am. His speech assistant was run over by a car yesterday and since then hasn't been able to produce words for him. But that's also highly classified...

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    1996 god., Beograd, Srbija

    - Volim i ja vas!

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    Ivica Dačić: Što li to reče, bre?!
    Mirko Marjanović: Ma, pusti, debeli. Posvađao se sinoć sa Mirom, nije 'tela jutros da mu napiše ni jednu jedinu reč!

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    Sporedni glumac kog su ispalili za bitnu ulogu i prebacili u statiste.

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    Voditelj vesti kojem je crk'o idiot sa koga čita.