(N.B. Ukoliko NEMATI strpljenja, PREĆI odmah na primere. RAZUMETI defku i tako. Autor. )
You are probably wondering why am I writing in fucking English. Well, I am writing in fucking English because I want to show you what will happen – and in not so distant future, by the way - if we continue to use so many fucking English words in our own language. Don’t get me wrong – I have nothing against learning other languages, I even consider them one of the few true values than one can possess, but incorporating so many „borrowed” words into the Serbian daily vocabulary is NOT very “valuable”, isn’t it? Especially regarding some of the not so admirable facts about the above-mentioned…well, that’s the thing, actually – I simply cannot find the fucking synonym. Strictly numerically speaking, with its 200 000 words, English language is one of the poorest and the most unimaginative languages in the whole world and it is safe to say that it wasn’t for these reasons that it became the main international source of communication.
On the other hand, if it weren’t for some very lucky events in recent History, we would all be speaking German today, which would have been a possibility that is, perhaps, even worse than the one we are currently suffering from. This suffering is, however, nearly insufferable and conducted on a regular daily basis; series, movies, music, internet, computers, mobile phones, goddamn instruction-manuals…everything is in English, and the worst thing is that people don’t even realize how profoundly this affects their lives, for fuck’s sake! Not to mention the “ever-mesmerizing” effect of Facebook on every human category, from child to retired citizen.
It is a phrase but it’s also a very truthful one, that “one nation is preserved not by the number of its members but with the preservation of its language and traditions”. So, can we PLEEEASE do that, guys? I mean, it’s not like we’re Croatians or something…
You can now curse female members of my family. Author.
- Brate, daj griz, pliz…
- Odjebi, bre, Ustašo!*
- A daaaj, što si takva, jebote?!
- Zato što će da me boli, eto zašto!
- A mooolim te, biću nežan, pliiiiiz!!
- Možeš da pliziš kol’ko ‘oćeš – ne dam dupe i aufiderzen!
