Festival kobasica, retko kad nabasam na neku ribu sto snima pornic ili pokazuje sise.

You: Hi
Stranger: hey 16 year old female
You: Oh really
Stranger: yeah you?
You: Im 19 transsexual
Stranger: So you are a.... what?
You: M2F
Stranger: Ohh crazy life huh?
You: No, why?
Stranger: just wondering. why did you go female?
You: That's what I am on the inside
Stranger: Oh thats cool. I've never talked to a transsexual before. did it hurt?
You: No silly
You: Why would it hurt?
Stranger: How does it work? Like do you have girl parts now? and wouldnt it be sore?
You: Well, not yet
You: I receive hormons for now
You: girl hormons
Stranger: oh you havent done it yet?
You: No
Stranger: Are you nervous?
You: No, Im looking forward to it
Stranger: Thats good (:
You: My hair is falling off
Stranger: Oh no! Girls are supposed to have hair!
You: And my breasts are going bigger and bigger
Stranger: Are you going to buy a wig
You: My facial and body hair silly
Stranger: Ohhhhhhhh. That makes sense.
You: So, what about you?
Stranger: No I'm not loosing facial hair. I never had any. But being a girl is the best thingg ever!!
You: You mean losing, loosing means something completely different
Stranger: Lol Okay smarty pants
You: Yeah, I'm a little bit grammar Nazi
You: Besides I'm a little bit real Nazi, LOL
Stranger: Haha thats okay (: I won the spelling bee in 3rd grade
You: And over the years you got stupider?
Stranger: I think so :(
You: Oh, poor child
You: Oh, I'm a lesbian
You: I mean I will be
Stranger: Wait, you want to be a girl just so you can be a lesbian????
You: Duh!
Stranger: If you like girls why would you change your sex
You: Because, penis is yuck!
Stranger: I dont think so (:
You: You like penis?
Stranger: Yes I am not gay
You: Have you "experienced" one?
Stranger: If thats what you call it hahah yes
You: Oh, naughty girl. Who was it?
Stranger: My bestfriend. We were curious
You: And he deflowered your rose?
Stranger: Correct
Stranger: have you ever deflowered a rose?
You: Oh, I wish I had a hymen
Stranger: A vag?
You: Yeah
You: But soon...
Stranger: Have you ever had sex with a girl?
You: No, I'm a virgin. I hate my masculine body
Stranger: I think you should try it before you rule it out haha.
You: Well, sometimes I masturbate in my mom's undies
Stranger: Lmfao. That doesnt count
You: Awww, highlight of having no life.
You: Bye.

My hair is falling off

And he deflowered your rose?