Najpametniji lik south park-a. Elegantno prepunjen iako to nikad ne priznaje (pr.1) Lik koji stvarno zna da uvredi skoro svakoga (Pr. 2). I najverovatnije najbolji psovach u South Parku (Pr. 3, Pr. 4, Pr. 5)
Pr. 1 Hey, don't call me fat you butt-fuckin` son of a bitch!
Pr. 2 Wow, It really smells like Kenny`s house down here.
Pr. 3 Fuck! Shit! Cock! Ass! Titties! Boner! Bitch! Muff! Pussy! Cock! Butthole! Barbra Streisand!
Pr. 4 Yeah. Piss out your ass right onto Kyle's mom's fat fucking Jew face!
Pr. 5 Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Дајте људи... најпаметнији и најобразованији је Кени!