F.U.C.K.

''Fornication Under Consent of the King''
Akronim koji vodi poreklo iz stare Engleske.Naime niko nije smeo da ima seksualne odnose bez ove specijalne dozvole,osim ako nije bio član kraljevske porodice.Ako bi bračni par želeo da pravi bebu,od kralja bi po specijalnoj molbi dobijao karticu koju je kačio na vrata svog doma.Naravno peasant-i su bili domišljati,pa je vrlo brzo ovaj akronim ušao u bad language.

Kyle:
"Shut up, fat boy!"

Eric:
"Don't call me fat you fucking Jew!"

Mr. Garrison:
"Eric! Did you just say the f-word?"

Eric:
"...Jew?"

Kyle:
"No, he's talking about 'fuck'. You can't say 'fuck' in school you fucking fat ass."

Mr. Garrison:
"Kyle!"

Eric:
"Why the fuck not?"

Mr. Garrison:
"Eric!"

Stanley:
"Dude, you just said 'fuck' again!"

Mr. Garrison:
"Stanley!"

Kenny:
"Mmphf!"

Mr. Garrison:
"KENNY!"

Eric:
"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck."

Mr. Garrison:
"How would you like to go see the school councilor?"

Eric:
"How would you like to suck my balls?"

*Entire class gasps*

Mr. Garrison:
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!"

Eric:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was *whips out a loudspeaker* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON!!!"