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    Bill Bailey

    Komicar/muzicar engleskog porekla. Covek cija se stand up komedija bazira na muzici. Poceci od toga kako u kojoj zemlji svira sirena hitne pomoci, preko muzike iz policajskih/detektivskih serija, pa sve do srednjevekovne muzike za porno filmove. Njegovo sviranje/komika uglavnom gleda na uticaj muzike u pop kulturi. Cak i dok ne svira njegov humor ima puno veze sa muzikom.

    Njegova tragikomicna pesma o emo osobama, sa akordima:

    Em D C Am
    Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to touch sharp things,
    B Em D
    I like to feel their sharpness, against my skin,
    C Am B Em
    and the vunerabilty of the blood the flows within.
    D C Am B Em
    My useless blood, the carries the oxygen to my ungrateful heart.

    Em D
    I press my hand against the hot milk steamer,
    C Am
    I slash myself with the lid of a.. creamer,
    Em D
    I press my hand against the slushy wurer,
    C Am
    I stab myself in the leg with a sharpened coffee stirer,
    Em D
    The only way, the only way that you will see meee,
    C C/B Am B
    Is if I cut myself, and I bleed on your panini,
    B
    I bleed on your panini...

    I BLEED, I BLEED ON YOUR PANINI!!...

    Em D
    I stole my pins from the notice board,
    C Am Em
    I pressed them into my hand and they spelled WHY?
    D C
    Why did they spell why?
    Am B Em
    Because there weren't enough pins for oblivion
    Em D C Am
    Now I'm in the hospital, so much carmer now the rage has gone,
    Em
    Oblivion