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Biznisblog · 26. Decembar 2007.
Saću da počnem da ga smaram da to uradi :D
Uradio bih i ja al' sam morao da reinstaliram OS pa sad nemam ništa na Winu i zato koristim Ubuntu.
gaga, napusti temu, nisi kreativan :)
Ostali, samo nastavite :D
Obozavajte me! <3
Doslo je dotle da se moljakaju za slikeee xDD
To je zato što te mi Vukašine volimo lolo
hemoroidi na psećem čmaru su za nijansu lepši od tebe dzindzerko!
Vukašine sad nema nazad...ni pederski smajlići ti ne mogu pomoći!!!!!!!!!
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Da si čitao pravila interneta ovo ti se ne bi dogodilo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
3. We are Anonymous.
3.14159265358979323846. ... Expect us.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
30.5 Vagina's are penis's in a girl's body. No Exceptions.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
32.5 All your pictures were obviously photoshopped. No Exceptions.
32.6 I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day. /oldfag
33. When in doubt, it's a man. (Also see Rule 30)
33.5 Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
34.5. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.
34.99. There is a mario paint composer version of it.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
35.5. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made.
35.99. If no mario paint composer version is found of it, it will be made.
35.51. If nobody makes it, /b/ will.
36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
37.5. Dividing by zero is equal to multiplying by infinite.
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
42. Is the answer to life the universe and everything. NO EXCEPTIONS.
42.5. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society. It only works at A-con.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
47.5. YOU DUN GOOF'D!
47.6. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
48. A cat is fine too. (See rule 41)
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
53.5. The trap broke the lazah.
54. /b/ sucks today.
54.5. So does America.
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
55.1. If you have no life, you do not exist. Therefore, your rule does not exist if you do not exist. No exceptions.
55.2. The rules were created by people who do not exist, so the rules do not exist. No Exceptions.
55.3. Although the rules do not exist, logic exists. The rules = logic. Therefore the rules do exist. No Exceptions.
55.31. Since the rules exist by logic, then the rules have always existed. No Exceptions.
55.32 So the creation of your rule is only a repost of science. (See rule 24)
55.5. If Rule 55 applies to you, then /b/ welcomes you.
56. They will not bring back Snacks.
57. You will never have sex.
57.5. I just had sex and it felt so good. (See rule 82)
58. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
59. Fuck Gaston.
60. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63, no exceptions or else.
62. It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
63. There is always porn of a female version of a male. No Exceptions.
64. Don't copy that floppy
65. Anonymous is not your personal army.
66. The cake is a lie.
66.5. Unless you are GLaDOS.
66.6. maybe GLaDOS is a lie, you'll never know
67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
69.5. If your question ends with "AMIRITE?", the answer will never be yes.
70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
72. Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
74. If you post it, they will cum.
75. Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.
77. The internet makes you stupid.
78. It will always need moar sauce.
79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate
80. Interwebz177 did it. No exceptions.
81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet
83. Only clusterfucks start edit wars.
83.5. Only fusterclucks edit Star Wars.
83.6. AFH is already a clusterfuck and fustercluck, so it doesn't even matter. no exceptions.
83.6. Han shot first
84. All rules ARE true, including this one.
85. Retarded rules are forbidden.
86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
87. If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high!
87.5. Sorry, all I got were shrooms, but we can still get high right?
jaoooo fuuuj nemojte više postavljati njegove slike svaki put se zgadim! malo pre sam došao sa sranja i vidim ovu njegovu facu i mahinalno sam zabio prst u rčminu i počeo da mažem po monitoru!
E da pereš bulju posle sranja kao Vukašin to ti se ne bi desilo!!!!!!
pa jel moguće da je on još i turčin ako pere buljson posle kenjanja?
pa zar nisi ovo već video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3W_p1ZDfwg&feature=player_embedded
Petre ne pratiš ccc!
Vukašine na kraju ćeš završtiti na youpornu pod nazivom Naughty Gay Ginger
daj nek neko nađe onu temu za pravljenje filmova, pa da mu dušu izvadimo sa tim, dzindzer jedan bolesnički odvratni!
Vukasine.. A jel istina da si imao Ponudu za Dirty Harry Potter !? Ono .. kako bese... Glumis nekog Ronovog brata koji je zaljubljen u Harija.. Na kraju filma mu ližes rčma !?
Fukašine jel istina da kad si išao u Vatikan, da te je i sam Papa odbio i nije hteo da te spava jer si dzindzer? Svako dete je lepo na svoj način, ali koliko to treba da budeš odvratan da te čak i Papa iskulira?
http://vidified.com/
Evo sajta gde može da se ubacuje faca u video......
Hahahah moze, ajde neki klip :D
Ček oćeš ozbiljno da izeditujem neku gay njavu sa tvojom facom i okačim na youporn?
Radite sta god zelite :)
Hoće, pa reko je da hoće!!!
reko je da mu je svejedno dal je gay porno ili zoo sex, samo bitno da se vidi njegova faca!