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Psiholog · 20. Februar 2011.
The cock that squirts blood to your eyes, menkey
decl maybe one essay about influence of long morning walks and jokara ubazda society influence
decl how many Amazon gift cards for you to do the needful upgradation of this website as of now?
decl wut do you have for lunch today, maybe some onion rings and snimes shits
beyond my cheeks: are there other ways to stimulate my prostate without penetration?
ok so I’m not gonna lie, I tried stimulating my prostate once. well, 3 times….
look, i like women, im not confused.. but curiosity got the better of me in regards to what a prostate orgasm felt like.
as I type & send this , the whole thing it just sounds… pause. but it’s all good, science got the best of me.
so I spent $50 on a 5 1/2-inch dildo, thinking, "ayoooo" Spoiler alert: not for me
here's how it all started: I was taking a pretty big dump one day, & I was dropping massive logs in the toilet and the. this thought hit me: Is this what butthole play feels like?
…..from there, my brain went on a weird spiral. first, 1 remembered that l'll need a colonoscopy at 50. then I thought about colon cleansing— because health is wealth, right?
and then I started thinking about devices getting put up my butt for that.
and THEN I remembered this article I read about men supposedly having earth-shattering orgasms from their prostate.
and then my mind went on another weird spiral. I realized that I’ve only orgasmed from busting a nut.
for those not in the know, the prostate lives in your backdoor.
Naturally, my curiosity said, "You gotta try it."
fast forward to me, with this chocolate dildo with veins on it and some lube, ready to explore the uncharted territory of my anatomy. But as soon as I got started, two things happened:
1. it felt like I was trying to take a shit
2. I couldn't get past the mental image of myself bouncing on a … yeah , just clapping my shit. smh
& that was it. experiment over
That bastard star needs to get turned off
You probably don’t have any bread in your colon
Decl are you afraid of western kingdoms?
Prog Fox is truly one of the greatest thinking minds of our generation. His wise words really made me question things, wonder about the facts of life, and appreciate everything a little bit more. "I like poop, carnally." was such a deeply philosophical statement that it made me question everything. What is poop? It is the cleansing of your bowels, of your soul. He likes poop because it is the baptism of the anus, the exorcism of fecal demons, the conquering of the porcelain foe, and the friendship of the TP roll. " I watch people do that, I guess." He continues, "I like watching guys take shits, especially if they're like holding it, I like watching them hold it too." MY MIND WAS BLOWN! He enjoys watching others take their hygiene into their own hands, to struggle and fight for what's right. His heart must swell with pride when he sees his brothers in arms in the bathroom. "I don't really get off to normal stuff anymore." "Y'know if I have a partner, they gotta at least gotta be open to it." This, of course, is a very important part of a relationship. The partners have to be understanding of one another, honest, and not judgmental. "Nah, I don't wet the bed." This signifies how far he has come since he was a young man. He no longer pisses in his sleep, he has conquered the night. "Sit on my face, with shit in their pants." He is telling the audience of his simple pleasures in life, telling us that he's just like us. He enjoys the small things. "There are levels to this, and when it comes to this... and when it comes to getting it on my face, I don't think I'll practically enjoy it unless it was a little bit." This is another great message. He is saying that there are limits in life, one must moderate, like when you drink or smoke or smell somebody's diaper shit. "Later he says, "I think there's some weird Freudian magic going on in my brain." Mentioning the great mind Sigmund Freud (who is famous for his psychological explanations on why he banged his own mom) really drives home a point that he is an eccentric individual, but certainly not somebody with what could be considered as a "disgusting fetish," he is just simply a man with a passion that some could find quite peculiar. The joke about "Wetpantsboy dot com," was truly an uproarious bit of humor that left me rolling on the floor overwhelmed with laughter. Prog Fox is a modern philosopher, borrowing ideas from the greats such as Diogenes, Socrates, Plato and Aristotle. The poop, the diapers, of course all symbolize what binds us all together as man. We all poop. We all pee. We are born to shit, and forced to wipe. But our great thinker suggests that we need not to be forced to wipe, but instead to enjoy the wiping, after all we will do it everyday. Why hate this important activity when you can find the beauty in it? He goes on to say that his favorite kind of consistency of defecation is diarrhea, which of course is very understandable. The runniness, the wetness, simply is to die for. And oh, when he tells the relatable story of when he quite sensually shits his pants. In the moment, it was not enjoyable, but when he looks back upon it, he sees the beauty of it. When he mentions the cold air on his taint, making him feel cute and reminding him of his "nice plump balls," I nearly cried, it was so heart wrenching hearing his tale of innocence, love, betrayal and of course, fecal matter. “This isn’t going on Youtube is it?” This was probably the greatest part of his monologue, it really showed how humble he was and how he wasn’t seeking fame or fortune, he simply wanted to preach the gospel. He wanted to tell us how it is, separate the facts from the lies. The gold from the shit. So yeah, in conclusion Prog Fox is my favorite Disney princess.
You probably can't even name three domestic semi-dispersion manufacturers
Decl asked me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch
decl, haxball at nine, ask sobar for position to play (goalkeeper is best)
Decl bro, am also coming after I finish my second job ok? I ll be forwarder just give me the ball. Tnx
By far the most disgusting video for me is when the ice bucket challenge was active, when it gets wet and then after that the most annoying thing I've ever seen in my life when it starts playing and its oblong head like a submarine
Your dick hurts for GoT because it's based on Western kingdoms, mythology and culture, and it creeps you out, firstly, because it's unknown to you, secondly, because you're aware that Western culture is many times superior to amputating girls' clitoris, drinking camel's milk, wrapping women in head to toe in black cloths, shouting Allahu Akbar and similar horrors that you call culture.
From The Hawk to the Tuah to the rizz to demure
Brainrot, Tiktok—that's my scene
I feel sigma when I FE!N on skibidi
I'm tryna rizz you for your gyatt
Ice Spice that thang and make it clap for Kai Cenat
Ohio-o-oooo, this is where the sigmas go
Ohio-o-oooo, I said this is where the sigmas go
I'm into skibidi, edging with my bros
They're sucking on my toes, English or Spanish, and they froze
No point in taxing Fanum 'cause I goon on my own
Forty-something lunchboxes stored in my home
Ain't new to mewing, I've been edging for so long
I'm crashing out, I need to jelq my Drake a load
You goofy ahh, bagging the fries
You ain't the goat, John Pork—he called
I hit the griddy, picked up the phone
Yeeeeaaaaaaah!!
decl, go to klix ba and repost than wait pliduu to answer
Smoke it, (Study)Profy
decl, how many jobs do you have? three? four?
no need for an essay, but could you supply a few bitches instead, pretty please?