Prijava

-I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I'm with Germans (sometimes those two overlap), coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course ...wait for it... ’cause Lord knows I have - pregnancy scares.
-Why are you smoking right now?
-I'm always pre-coital, Ted.

Ted is going to fuck something tonight!Uhhh yeaahhhhh!!!!

Ja trsim ajdučki!

VIDI SE IZ KAMIONA DA JEBEM!

Ja anuliram!!!vidi se iz podmornice da nistim!!!

Лаки јебеш ли ти шта и што не?

odoše naši jebači u aps :(

Najebali su :)))))

Ja ću da prcam i na njihov red! ♪ Sex must go ooon! ♫

da ti ne bude malo mnogo:)

U pravu si, moraš i ti nešto da delješ. :)