Deni Krejn (Denny Crane) je "najveci" advokat danasnjice. Nikada nije izgubio slucaj - ima 6043 pobjede. Glavna karakteristika su mu nezaboravne replike, pa evo nekoliko:
- Bored? How can I be bored? I'm Denny Crane. Even the sound of my name fascinates.
- You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter lets him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says 'Who's that?' St. Peter says, 'Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane
- Denny Crane. My poop doesn’t smell. Comes out in pretty colors, pastels. Denny Crane.