Omegle
Rekli o sajtu
Kada pitate dva čoveka o nečemu, dobićete više od dva mišljenja. Na toj osnovi je stvoren Vukajlija. Rečnik slenga i idioma.
Kompjuterska Biblioteka · 7. Maj 2009.
Kada pitate dva čoveka o nečemu, dobićete više od dva mišljenja. Na toj osnovi je stvoren Vukajlija. Rečnik slenga i idioma.
Kompjuterska Biblioteka · 7. Maj 2009.
Al' se primio. :) Dosta mi je za večeras.
You: Allahu akbar!
You: I said Allahu akbar, you infidel pig!
Stranger: stupid bomber
You: 9/11 was the greatest day in human history
Stranger: nd the day ur asses get shot will b a better 1
Stranger: :)
You: I like how they jumped from the building to save themselves
You: Stupid Americans
You: Never heard for gravity
Stranger: i liked the way ur ppl begged 4 mercy when we came in shot them
Stranger: stupid bombers
You: I laughed that day, and I hope some children died too in that demonic buildings
You: Allah is the greatest, Allah fucks stupid Jesus!
Stranger: they prob did but i laughed the day we invaded iraq nd went into ppls houses nd shot up families
Stranger: allah is just the muslim name for god dumbass
Stranger: o nd im not offended
You: You should be
Stranger: cuz ur prob just some fat ismalic dude who has no life
Stranger: such a shame
You: LOL, and you don't have brain
You: 'cause you're American
You: Q.E.D.
Stranger: obviously u don't have a brain..here let me help u out.
Stranger: it's u don't have A brain
Stranger: if ur going to insult someone plz type right
You: Yeah, and "plz" is VERY correct.
Stranger: but hey ur probably is islamic so that explains y
Stranger: yes it is
You: Y is a letter, why is a word
You: -.-
Stranger: y can b used for whatever i want it to be used for because my people don't live in caves
You: You live in the most rotten country in the world
You: Morally corrupt
Stranger: are you serious? you're people will follow anyone who's wearing curtain drapes and hasn't shaved in a year.
You: Your women are whores!
Stranger: oh i forgot to mention the fucked up hat they wear too. you people have a fascination with weird ass hats
Stranger: your women wish they can be whores
You: No, we respect our women
You: If any become a whore, we stone her, we don't have whores, because we are so morally pure
Stranger: okay you say that my people are morally corrupt but atleast we don't put bombs on our children and make them blow up the nearest enemy.
Stranger: morally pure my ass more like morally fucked up
You: One day, Islam will rule the Earth!
You: And you can suck it!
You: Suck my balls, you infidel scum!
Stranger: no thanks
You: Allah is merciful, there is still hope for you to convert to Islam
Stranger: okay okay i'll convert to islam when you tell me where do you get those drapes and fucked up hats you guys wear because one day i will rule islam:)
Stranger: o nd when i do ill make sure to find you and put you in a cage with twenty american black men
You: You western people are all fagots!
You: You make me sick
You: We kill our gays.
Stranger: awww there's no need to get angry
Stranger: you islamic ppl are so touchy that's probably why your men can't fight because your all BITCHES
You: Your mom is a bitch. I'll rape her with a knife. With Allah permission, of course.
Stranger: see your a bitch because any smart person will rape someone with a gun not a knife you want to ensure less evidence dumbass
Stranger: and it's with Allah'S perrmission, of course
Stranger: see i'm teaching you so much
You: English sucks. Arabic rules.
You: اللعنة عليك!
You: "Stranger is typing..." Will you type it already?
You: This is getting boring.
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.
Kako si imao živaca, jebote? :D
Stranger: i'm a moron.
You: really
You: ?
You: good for you
Stranger: meant mormon.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jbt tamo sve neke budale, ja više ni ne idem tamo kako su dosadni.
Omegle...Ujedno i sranje i carski sajt. Upoznah nekoliko super likova tamo. Ko bi rekao da ih ima tamo (sebe ne ubrajam u normalne). Ali je zato pun retardiranih Amera i pičkopaćeničkih Indijaca i Indonežana.
Odem nekad, sem velikog broja retarda, desilo mi se da sam nabasao na ljude koji vole da se bave muzikom kao i ja, tako da sam sa oko desetinak ljudi i ostao u kontaktu.
Stranger: Hi i am a male that is a litttle bitch, can you slave train me?
Stranger: TALK WHORE
You: I'm 19 transsexual.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im 19 m
You: And I can't slave train ya :D
Stranger: can i suck you off?
You: I'm m2f
You: so you don't have anything to :D
Stranger: you dont have a dick anymore?
You: nope :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok can i lick it then?
You: Yeeess
Stranger: would you even feel any sexual sense there
You: But I'm lesbian now :D
You: No, I wouldn't :D
Stranger: you are a lesbian?
You: Yes.
Stranger: lol so you were a straight guy but now a lesbo trany hhahaa
Stranger: no offense thats funny
You: It's not funny to me :(
You have disconnected.
Иста фора на мало други начин...
Валсинар је победио!
You: Ја јебем!
Stranger: polak? xD
You: Russian, you fucker!
Stranger: hahaha sorry :d
You: Fucking Polaks
You: They should go fucking die!
Stranger: spierdalaj debilu masz coś do nas?!
You: We should burn their pitty country!
You: Ја јебем!
Stranger: my was też!!!
I hate Russian!
fuck you -.-
You: Fuck you!
You: You fucking Jew!
Stranger: pierdolony rasity
You: Ма зајебавам се с тобом! Ал' ти не знаш ћирилицу!
Stranger: kurwa weż idź z tymi chińskimi znaczkami
You: Ха, ја те тролујем, будало!
Stranger: ta fajnie bo ja kurwa dużo rozumiem
You: Деј си ми тролинг, тролинг он д ривр.
Ћирилицом на Пољака!
You: добар дан
You: како си?
Stranger: the game, you just lost it
You: ПРЕЛОЛ
You: You are my idol
Stranger: my name is Alex
You: Nice to meet ya I am Cockus
Stranger: im a 16yo boy in colorado USA
You: Me too,just in Romania,me fuck sheep
Stranger: nive thats wher transylvania is
You: Close too,but I dont like vampyres,my grandma was one
Stranger: so ur like 1/4 vampire?
You: Well I suppose
Stranger: the son oh a dampire. cool
You: But vampyres really exist,I dont get why people see them as ledgends
You: legendsStranger: do they?
You: Well,not like people imagine them
You: Not like in comics
You: or movies
You: Especially not like twilight
Stranger: lol then how r they in RL?
You: Well they have disease(forgot its name) which gives them a urge to drink blood
You: But they usually satisfy it by drinking chicken or horse blood
Stranger: is this like a mental illness or can u catch it?
You: I dont have that urge,but I met some
You: None of that
You: Its
You: How do you call it when people have it in one generation?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: im not sure what u mean
You: Well lets call it inherited
Stranger: i see
You: And those kind of people dont have that urge all of the time
You: on some special dates
You: forgot which ones
You: it comes like addiction
Stranger: can u find out what its called real quick and tell me?
You: Umm its 3:25 AM and my brain is working really slow,but i dont have a clue where from I should start my search
Stranger: oh dude i really want to know
You: Google it,i just cannot remember
You: It has some fucked up name
Stranger: theres no way ima find it
You: Oh yeah,in some cases,albino people have that disease
You: or urge,whatever
Stranger: can u give it to someone by biting them?
You: Hahah noooo
You: Thats a supersticion,supported by movies
You: But in some rare cases you can my getting your blood mixed with theirs
You: by
Stranger: is it called hematophagy?
You: Umm don't think so
You: Its normal for animals to drink blood
You: thats hematophagy,right?
Stranger: yes
You: Well human hematophagy is usually connected with drinking blood like dish,or adding a flavour to a meal
Stranger: damn
You: But this what I am talking about is more non-human
You: Too complicated
Stranger: damn dude if u find out what it is email me enforceralex@hotmail.com
You: I will,no worries,just im not sure that im going to find it,but hey,who knows?
Stranger: yeah maybe talk to ur parents or elderly folks
You: You actually believed that?
You: lol
You have disconnected. Lik poverovao u moderni vampirizam..Stej tjuned
tranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: Horny f?
You: ou yeah
Stranger: Cyber sex ?
You: yes
Stranger: What would u do to me
You: I wear shorts and a mop
You: i am very horny
Stranger: Talk dirty
You: I am your dirty bitch
Stranger: Wat would u do
Stranger: I'm gettin bired
Stranger: Bored
You: i am 18 centimeters
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Омегле проклет био!
Љубав мог живота, Мери из Финске... Пар сати куцали и ја рекох, ајд' животног сапутника да не не оставим на нету, ја направим МСН, јер је она само то имала и кад се инсталирао јебеммуматер рестартује ми се комп. Додао сам све Мери из Финске.
Мери иначе значи океан на том њиховом језику. Моја сродна душа тако остаде.
ДАНИМА САМ ПАТИО!
Хахах, Фете, не верујем... Ја сам с мојом остао у контакту. :) Који смо...
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То Јогурте, знаш кад брате к'о са собом самим да причам. Музика, размишљања, све, све. Још је притом фина, а сигурно је и лепа, мада то на крају и није битно.
Каже она мени, видиш колико вам Амери набише то да сте на истоку, кад ти мислиш да сам ја у временској зони иза, а у ствари сам испред. ТУ МЕ ЈЕ ОСВОЈИЛА
Јебига, тебрекс, шта да ти кажем... :(
У, јеботе, и ја сам с овом мојом из неке селендре у Низоземској имао тај трип са временским зонама. :)
Stranger: asl?
You: I challenge you!
Stranger: ok
You: Guess where I'm from by asking me 7 yes or no questions!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u from like north america
You: No.
Stranger: south america
You: No.
Stranger: Europe
You: No.
Stranger: Africia
You: No.
Stranger: Asia
You: No.
Stranger: Alstralia
You: No.
Stranger: thats all the continents
You: No.
You: There is still one.
Stranger: antartica
You: No.
ЦАР КОБЈАСНИО!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: what is asl
Stranger: age/sex/locationi
You: I no age, no sex and no location im alien
Stranger: wow. let's fuck
You: ahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: :D
You: lol
You: Do u belive in aliena?
Stranger: who is she?
You: *alien
Stranger: Aliena, the Mother Alien
You: LOL
You: Where u from?
Stranger: Sweden, you?
You: Serbia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.