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Mondo · 25. Novembar 2010.
Па сад, да је ово троловање...
Ma kakvo trolovanje, car se isključio jer je iz Srbije. Ponekad tako volim to što sam iz Bosne. A čekaj, to je isti kurac...
Е давно беше, ал' нашо ја да се представљам као неки муџахедин или шта већ и дође лик који почне да сере да је из јамајке, и ту зајебавамо један другог, кад на крају укапирах да је лик из Србије.
You: Ша има брате.
You: Јебеш ли шта ?
You: Не јебеш, знам.
You: Не јебем ни ја
You: Шта да радиш.
You: Такав је живот.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ша има брате.
You: Јебеш ли шта ?
You: Не јебеш, знам.
You: Не јебем ни ја
You: Шта да радиш.
You: Такав је живот.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bila je aktuelna na Omeglu jedno vreme fora sa osmicom, pa kad napisete strancu say osam, dobijete odgovor na kurac te nosam, iako je pre toga pisao na engleskom i rekao da je iz Nemaacke, pokrajina Bavarska.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi there !
You: hi
Stranger: I'm looking for girl with big tits and/or nice butt :3
You: ook
You: i will show you my butt and tits
You: if you send me first picture of your dick :)
Stranger: really ? :p
You: relally
Stranger: wait a sec
Stranger: but ...
Stranger: Let me take a pic
Stranger: just a sec :3
You: im waiting
Stranger: i'm uploading it
You: ok
Stranger: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/405/picture1kj.jpg/
Stranger: try this
You have disconnected.
jedno deset minuta sam ga čekao da upload sliku.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kraljveski :)
Evo neka moja sprdancija sa Indijcem nekim...
Stranger: M 22
You: F 17
Stranger: name
You: Jessy
Stranger: from
You: UK
You: u ?
Stranger: india
Stranger: omi
You: UK once ruled India.
Stranger: what u wear???
You: We owned your muslim ass.
Stranger: what u wear?
You: Perfume.
Stranger: can i fuck u?
You: No, your an Indian, you can only be salves .
You: Like work with cotton and stuff.
Stranger: oki
Stranger: one day u come to know
You: I didn't know you had computers there ?
You: Strange..
Stranger: frget bcoz of persons like u there is partiality between world
You: I agree. You should pick up cotton. I don't get why you don't. You are like made for it.
Stranger: what cotton wht u know about india?
You: It's a muslim country, and once we owned your ass.
Stranger: hehehe
You: We came with ships and soldiers, and it was like: paw, paw , paw ,paw booom.
You: And then you picked up cotton.
Stranger: first read about india
You: Haha, read about picking up cotton ?
You: No thank you.
Stranger: u don't know anythng
You: How can you talk to me like that. I'm like 10 times better then you.
Stranger: no u r not
You: I have a life, and all you ppl do is pick up cotton.
You: and work on the field for the white master
You: WORK YOU SLAVE !
Stranger: hehehe... about which country u read??
You: I don't need to read. I'm British , I know :)
Stranger: hahaha
You: poor slave..
Stranger: u r realy idiot n inmatuare
Stranger: read and get back 2 me
You: you are really poor..
You: and we own your ass.
You: India is a part of the UK.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u shud b comidian
Stranger: thanks... for making me smile
Stranger: where u lost?
You: I'm not lost.
You: I'm British.
Stranger: so what
Stranger: hehehe....:) read dear n get back to me
You: Oh, I'm not gonna waist my royal time on you.
You: Go work slave.
You have disconnected.
You: Earth to retard, are you there?
Stranger: hi
You: oh, you're there
Stranger: u r frm??
You: serbia
You: you retard?
Stranger: m/f
You: F
You: you?
Stranger: whats u name
You: anna
You: what's your name retard?
Stranger: james
Stranger: u r interested in
You: James the retard, right?
Stranger: no anna the ffagot
You: I can't be a faggot, i'm a girl, you retard
Stranger: so r u retard
You: No.
Stranger: did any one tell u like that
You: like what?
Stranger: you r not retard
You: I know, but you are, right?
Stranger: come baby just show u r pussy i will show how retard i was
You: how retard you were? what does that mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
е то већ није могао да ми објасни.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from ?
You: serbia
You: u?
Stranger: brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Toliko od mene.
Evo upravo drkam nekog debosa.. Jos malo pa ću da vam raportiram :)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f
You: u?
Stranger: 20 m
Stranger: from?
You: hmm
You: guess
Stranger: india
You: nope
Stranger: then
Stranger: ?
You: taijikistan
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: thats cooll
Stranger: wats ur name
Stranger: ?
You: Bazela
You: and yours?
Stranger: vinay
Stranger: wat do u do?
You: like winnie the pooh?
You: hm.. nothing specialy.. talking to u right now :P
Stranger: haahaha
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i m r u student
Stranger: ?
You: not yet
Stranger: then
Stranger: u dont study
Stranger: /
Stranger: ?
You: more lika a prostitute
You: but intend of stoping that
Stranger: grear
Stranger: y
Stranger: ?
Stranger: stopping
You: huh?
Stranger: if u like
Stranger: then y stopping
You: who says i like it?
You: i have to do it over here
Stranger: is anybody force u?
You: something like that
You: if don't do that, i can not make money
Stranger: ur father must earn
Stranger: then wats need u ll earn
Stranger: no other way of earninig there
Stranger: ?
You: i don't have a father
Stranger: ohh srry
You: i'm the only one capable of making money
Stranger: who else in ur family
Stranger: /
You: in my family
Stranger: yaa
You: a little sister
You: and a retarded mom
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: no brother
Stranger: ?
You: no :/
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: y dont do any job
Stranger: y u star donig this
You: i hope i'll have a better future
Stranger: startStranger: u ll dear
Stranger: not lose hope
Stranger: god ll help u surely
You: huh.. if there is one thing i'm shure of, that is that there is god
You: there is NO god
Stranger: its obvious u speak like this
Stranger: b'coz
Stranger: u r not happy from ur lyf
You: well.. i'm not
You: sometimes i have up to 15 costumers per day
Stranger: from how much tym u r in this profession?
Stranger: wat
You: about 2 years
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: ?
You: yeah, but not so often
You: its usually about 3
Stranger: how much u cost...
Stranger: ?
You: well.. in dollars - about 10$
Stranger: its according to hours or one person as long he want
Stranger: ?
You: one person.. but i usually make them very tired in less than an 1 hour
You: than 1 hourStranger: can i see ur pic???????..if u dont mind.....
Stranger: hmmm
You: i don't have it computer
You: and my boss will get mad if he sees this
You: have it ON a computer
Stranger: fb or orkut account..??.....
Stranger: is ur family know that u r in this profession
Stranger: ?
You: nothing, they don't let us do stuf like that
Stranger: kk
You: well.. not much of a family to know..
You: a told u
You: only a mother and a little sister
Stranger: how old ur cute little sister
Stranger: ?
You: 3
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: she must be very cute
You: we were thinking of selling her, but we just couldunt do that!
Stranger: n so u
You: yeah, she is..
Stranger: r u mad
Stranger: why u sell her
You: thats how stuf r working over here
Stranger: bu ghis is no the way
Stranger: this*
Stranger: she is olny 3 years old dezr
Stranger: dear
Stranger: if u sell her..may be one day u find her in same profession
Stranger: do u like that?
You: well.. she can cost a lot of money, a they would threat her wery well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kako sam morbidan..
You: may the force be with you
Stranger: yeah it is luckily
You: im master yoda
Stranger: I'm luke skywalker...feel my wrath as i fight with my lightsaver
Stranger: RAHHHH!
Stranger: SHZOOOMB
Stranger: haha i feel slightly nerdy
You: i will teach you ways of jedi
Stranger: considering i don't to squat about star wars.
Stranger: *know
You: are you want to know secrets of force
Stranger: not really but go ahead i have a feeling i can't stop you.
You: first you must release your mind
You: you must stop watching porn
Stranger: yeah CHECK!
Stranger: haha i'm a girl.
You: did you close your tab
You: and girls watch porn
Stranger: i don't watch porn.
Stranger: not my way of entertainment
You: then you must close lady gaga
Stranger: sorry for the disappoint
Stranger: haha she is a freak...
You: she is on dark side
You: this is first condition
Stranger: yeah well that explains her being a freak
You: yes
You: you must give your body to me
You: free your mind
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: im not sexaul freek
Stranger: no not thinking that way.
Stranger: clear my mind
You: im 900 years old
Stranger: my mind is clear.
Stranger: yeah congrads
Stranger: whats your secret?
You: i take lsd every day
You: it help you
You: you must clear your mind
Stranger: ahh thats a great secret!!!
You: dont think you clear your mind, know you are
Stranger: ITs FReaking clear...i have told you.
Stranger: I'm waiting.
You: i see some dark peaces in back head of your mind
You: you think about some boy
Stranger: ahh tell me what they are.
Stranger: please tell me who he is...i have no clue who he is..
You: did some boy hurt you
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?! jk......NO.
You: im jedi master
You: i told you
Stranger: yes you did.
You: she trick you with some other girl
Stranger: Uhh i have never.
You: i mean, he trick you
You: that boy
Stranger: I have never been with a guy...in a relationship.
Stranger: or anything...near that.
You: so you are virgin
You: you have elements of Chosen One
Stranger: Yes...
You: you are last hope of Empire
Stranger: ahh thats too much pressure
You: no
Stranger: yes?
You: no
You: this is honor
Stranger: No?
Stranger: thank you...?
You: but you are young
Stranger: 17 to be exact
You: you must learn a lot of force
You: about force
You: im 900
You: and im old
Stranger: well i have plenty of time then right?
omegleeeeeeeeee
да очи моје?
Љубав мог живота, Мери из Финске... Пар сати куцали и ја рекох, ајд' животног сапутника да не не оставим на нету, ја направим МСН, јер је она само то имала и кад се инсталирао јебеммуматер рестартује ми се комп. Додао сам све Мери из Финске.
Мери иначе значи океан на том њиховом језику. Моја сродна душа тако остаде.
ДАНИМА САМ ПАТИО!
Isplak'o sam se!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good morning
Stranger: 28m turkey
You: muslim
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u?
You: budism
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hehehe,čak ne znam ni jesam li dobro napisala.
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 25
You: f
You: bosnia
You: U
Stranger: 15.m.uk
You: ooooooo
You: u r baby :D
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: im not
Stranger: ... really
You: what r U then
You: a man
You: ???
Stranger: basically yeah
You: i don't belive U
You: but ok
You: if U say so
Stranger: well im as tall as a man and as strong as some men
You: that don't make u a men
Stranger: enlighten me
You: do U think like a men
You: du U fuck like a men
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yeah
You: do U earn money like a men
Stranger: yeah actually
You: how is that posible
Stranger: what you mean
You: well how is posile that someone whoo is 15 fuck like a men
You: or think like a men
You: that is not posible
You: because u r not a men
Stranger: all men think a like and i have had sex many times, you may laugh coz im 15
Stranger: but not to sound cocky but if you saw my body you wouldnt be laughing, coz i workout at home everynight and go to the gym twice a week
You: all men do think a like, but u r not a men, u r 15
Stranger: jesus christ you dont know anything do you?
You: but u'r penis is not fouly grown
Stranger: from the age of like 11-12 you start to think like a man
Stranger: and ill take the penis thing as a compliment
Stranger: coz if its not fully grown then thats cool coz im already 8"
You: how long is that in cm
Stranger: idk 20 + something like that
15 godina a muskarac, jebac i obdaren djecak
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: ABSOLUTELY!<3
You: :$
You: <3
You: My darling
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Do u love me?
You: Aaaaaah
You: i can't tell
You: how much
You: :)
Stranger: 1000000%
You: From where you are
Stranger: Usa
You: Nationality ?
Stranger: White mexican and arab mostly white though
You: Ah, you sun of bitch, i hate you, i hate you all suckers, fuck you, suck my dick!
= Омегле проклет био!
Љубав мог живота, Мери из Финске... Пар сати куцали и ја рекох, ајд' животног сапутника да не не оставим на нету, ја направим МСН, јер је она само то имала и кад се инсталирао јебеммуматер рестартује ми се комп. Додао сам све Мери из Финске.
Мери иначе значи океан на том њиховом језику. Моја сродна душа тако остаде.
ДАНИМА САМ ПАТИО! =
Znam kako ti je...Danilo iz Brazila... <3