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  1. Путинка 2011-11-25 09:59:37 +0000

    Pa.....jeste :)

  2. Punjac 2011-11-25 10:08:41 +0000

    Omegle je najvece govno od sajta koje sam koristio...cak i ovo vreme u kojem se bavim sviranjem kurcu mi se cini potracenim nakon pola sata provedenih na omeglu.

  3. Сантјаго Коровјов 2011-11-25 10:11:30 +0000

    Чији си ти дупли?

  4. Сантјаго Коровјов 2011-11-25 10:11:42 +0000

    Лолчић

  5. Pajo Dačak 2011-12-03 23:46:03 +0000

    Stranger: hello
    You: ello
    Stranger: ello youre self
    You: i m elloing myself
    You: now what
    Stranger: can yoou tell me your age, gender and location
    You: yes i can
    Stranger: well will you
    You: ok
    You: i am 22 male
    You: and you
    Stranger: 15 male
    Stranger: but im quite a gentleman
    You: then go gently fuck yoursef!!
    You have disconnected.

  6. kierkegaard 2011-12-30 21:39:46 +0000

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: hey
    You: are you looking for a girl
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: ya
    You: go outside and fine someone
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Tako se to radi, možda je gramatika moja loša ali poslušao je lik, mislim da je bilo ovde još takvih primera.

  7. Јогурт 2012-01-19 06:32:12 +0000

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: lookin for roleplay
    You: asl
    Stranger: 22 f usa
    Stranger: u?
    You: 20 m
    Stranger: from?
    You: europe
    Stranger: nice
    You: what kind of roleplay?
    You: OH CAN I BE A WIZARD?
    Stranger: and what do i get to be??
    You: you get be like some random chick held captive in my dungeon roflz
    Stranger: sounds good
    You: and then i cast a spell and turn you into a goat
    You: and then we make sweet love till sunrise
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: thn?
    You: then i go to work and you stay in the dungeon, duh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  8. Јогурт 2012-01-19 06:44:58 +0000

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: horny male lookin for a girl to role play with ;)
    You: okay
    Stranger: girl?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: how old
    You: 27
    You: is that okay with u?
    Stranger: yes :)
    You: how old r u?
    Stranger: 19
    You: okay
    You: so lets roleplay
    Stranger: ok ;)
    Stranger: what roles ?
    You: okay ill be the doctor and ur my patient, ok?
    Stranger: sounds good you start doctor :)
    You: cool
    You: (ill be an urologist)
    Stranger: ok
    You: so you come into my office and i tell you to sit and tell me whats wrong
    Stranger: umm nothin my cock has just been like hurting lately
    You: hm, have you been having sex lately?
    Stranger: umm well ya
    You: with or without protection?
    Stranger: with
    You: that sounds odd, i think you'll have to remove your pants so i could inspect your penis
    Stranger: umm with what
    You: with my hands covered in rubber gloves ofc
    Stranger: haha alright i undo my pants and let them drop
    You: omg
    You: i have never seen anything like that
    You: it's just...
    Stranger: whats wrong with it
    You: it looks serious
    You: i think we'll have to amputate it
    Stranger: it looks fine to me
    Stranger: it isnt hurtin that bad
    You: are you blind? you have gangrene on your dick, son
    You: it's covered in boils and warts and it's bleeding
    You: it has to go
    You: i'm going to get my dick saw, brb
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  9. StefanKostić 2012-01-19 06:52:23 +0000

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: whats up
    You: my dick
    Stranger: mine too
    You have disconnected.

  10. StefanKostić 2012-01-22 23:34:42 +0000

    Step 1: Nađi ili napravi gif neke devojke.
    Step 2: Pusti ga umesto kamere na loop.
    Step 3: Troll people.
    Step 4: ???
    Step 5: PROFIT!

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  11. Mala Vidra 2012-01-22 23:40:24 +0000

    StefanKostić
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: whats up
    You: my dick
    Stranger: mine too
    You have disconnected.

    AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
    NIJE MI DOBRO!

  12. menijesamodosadno 2012-01-22 23:40:51 +0000

    Лол, ладно има још људи којима је занимљив распали Омегле, Четрулет и сл.
    Овде је много боље зезање --->> shockrooms.com

  13. Pekki 2012-01-22 23:41:00 +0000

    win :)

  14. StefanKostić 2012-01-23 00:05:47 +0000

    Sledeći pacijent. Smaraju, jebote, niko neće da stavi penu za brijanje na facu da bi video sisu. Fegeti.

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  15. Jericho 2012-01-23 00:31:53 +0000

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7XmmnlR0e0&feature=youtu.be

  16. Bushido 2012-01-23 00:32:20 +0000

    hahaha Lajol, moj brat!

  17. Mala Vidra 2012-01-23 00:38:56 +0000

    Taj čovjek je takav genije! :D

  18. Bushido 2012-01-23 00:46:09 +0000

    Zajebi nas zenske patetike. Dovoljno je da kazes "car".

  19. Mala Vidra 2012-01-23 00:48:40 +0000

    Nedovoljno!

  20. Без Шећера 2012-03-10 19:28:59 +0000

    Ето и мог доприноса, биЈо сам сморен у патос...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: ЈА ЈЕБЕМ! И ТО СТРАШНО!

    Stranger: can u speak english?

    You: i will try

    Stranger: from where r u?

    You: im from balkan

    You: u?

    Stranger: india

    Stranger: m or f?

    You: both

    Stranger: shemale?

    You: yep

    You: :/

    Stranger: do u hve skype?

    You: no, my pc is too old for tht

    You: i collect money for surgery

    You: i want be woman

    Stranger: what's ur age?

    You: 26

    You: u?

    Stranger: why did u become a ahemale?

    Stranger: shemaleYou: i was born like tht

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: why do u want to become female?

    You: because i look like woman...

    You: and the dick betwen my legs is not best way to meet someone who want to marry me u must confess

    You: ..

    Stranger: ya i can understan

    You: how old r u?

    Stranger: 22

    You: f or m?

    Stranger: m

    You: in wich city in india u live?

    You: r u rich>

    You: ?

    Stranger: no iam not rich

    Stranger: sory i can't help u

    You: do u beleve me?

    Stranger: yeah.

    Stranger: why r u asking such questn?

    You: why u beleve in bullshit from internet?

    You: and other shits?

    You: like tv or newspapper?

    Stranger: tv

    You: 90% ppl on omegle r trolls...

    You: u should know tht...

    Stranger: are u not ahemale?

    Stranger: shemale

    You: ofc not...

    Stranger: then who r u ?

    You: lol

    You: im troll

    You: nice to meet u

    You: u mad?

    Stranger: m or f?

    Stranger: bhosdi k

    Stranger: bitch, rascal, ass hole

    You: trolololo

    Stranger: fuck off

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Politika · 31. Januar 2011.

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