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Politika · 31. Januar 2011.
Pa.....jeste :)
Omegle je najvece govno od sajta koje sam koristio...cak i ovo vreme u kojem se bavim sviranjem kurcu mi se cini potracenim nakon pola sata provedenih na omeglu.
Чији си ти дупли?
Лолчић
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Stranger: ello youre self
You: i m elloing myself
You: now what
Stranger: can yoou tell me your age, gender and location
You: yes i can
Stranger: well will you
You: ok
You: i am 22 male
You: and you
Stranger: 15 male
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Tako se to radi, možda je gramatika moja loša ali poslušao je lik, mislim da je bilo ovde još takvih primera.
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Stranger: lookin for roleplay
You: asl
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Stranger: u?
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Stranger: from?
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You: and then i cast a spell and turn you into a goat
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You: then i go to work and you stay in the dungeon, duh
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Stranger: 19
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Stranger: what roles ?
You: okay ill be the doctor and ur my patient, ok?
Stranger: sounds good you start doctor :)
You: cool
You: (ill be an urologist)
Stranger: ok
You: so you come into my office and i tell you to sit and tell me whats wrong
Stranger: umm nothin my cock has just been like hurting lately
You: hm, have you been having sex lately?
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You: with or without protection?
Stranger: with
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You: with my hands covered in rubber gloves ofc
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Step 2: Pusti ga umesto kamere na loop.
Step 3: Troll people.
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hahaha Lajol, moj brat!
Taj čovjek je takav genije! :D
Zajebi nas zenske patetike. Dovoljno je da kazes "car".
Nedovoljno!
Ето и мог доприноса, биЈо сам сморен у патос...
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Stranger: can u speak english?
You: i will try
Stranger: from where r u?
You: im from balkan
You: u?
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Stranger: shemale?
You: yep
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Stranger: do u hve skype?
You: no, my pc is too old for tht
You: i collect money for surgery
You: i want be woman
Stranger: what's ur age?
You: 26
You: u?
Stranger: why did u become a ahemale?
Stranger: shemaleYou: i was born like tht
Stranger: ok
Stranger: why do u want to become female?
You: because i look like woman...
You: and the dick betwen my legs is not best way to meet someone who want to marry me u must confess
You: ..
Stranger: ya i can understan
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 22
You: f or m?
Stranger: m
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You: r u rich>
You: ?
Stranger: no iam not rich
Stranger: sory i can't help u
You: do u beleve me?
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Stranger: why r u asking such questn?
You: why u beleve in bullshit from internet?
You: and other shits?
You: like tv or newspapper?
Stranger: tv
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Stranger: are u not ahemale?
Stranger: shemale
You: ofc not...
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