Omegle je najvece govno od sajta koje sam koristio...cak i ovo vreme u kojem se bavim sviranjem kurcu mi se cini potracenim nakon pola sata provedenih na omeglu.
Stranger: hello
You: ello
Stranger: ello youre self
You: i m elloing myself
You: now what
Stranger: can yoou tell me your age, gender and location
You: yes i can
Stranger: well will you
You: ok
You: i am 22 male
You: and you
Stranger: 15 male
Stranger: but im quite a gentleman
You: then go gently fuck yoursef!!
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: are you looking for a girl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ya
You: go outside and fine someone
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Tako se to radi, možda je gramatika moja loša ali poslušao je lik, mislim da je bilo ovde još takvih primera.
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Stranger: lookin for roleplay
You: asl
Stranger: 22 f usa
Stranger: u?
You: 20 m
Stranger: from?
You: europe
Stranger: nice
You: what kind of roleplay?
You: OH CAN I BE A WIZARD?
Stranger: and what do i get to be??
You: you get be like some random chick held captive in my dungeon roflz
Stranger: sounds good
You: and then i cast a spell and turn you into a goat
You: and then we make sweet love till sunrise
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thn?
You: then i go to work and you stay in the dungeon, duh
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Stranger: horny male lookin for a girl to role play with ;)
You: okay
Stranger: girl?
You: yeah
Stranger: how old
You: 27
You: is that okay with u?
Stranger: yes :)
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 19
You: okay
You: so lets roleplay
Stranger: ok ;)
Stranger: what roles ?
You: okay ill be the doctor and ur my patient, ok?
Stranger: sounds good you start doctor :)
You: cool
You: (ill be an urologist)
Stranger: ok
You: so you come into my office and i tell you to sit and tell me whats wrong
Stranger: umm nothin my cock has just been like hurting lately
You: hm, have you been having sex lately?
Stranger: umm well ya
You: with or without protection?
Stranger: with
You: that sounds odd, i think you'll have to remove your pants so i could inspect your penis
Stranger: umm with what
You: with my hands covered in rubber gloves ofc
Stranger: haha alright i undo my pants and let them drop
You: omg
You: i have never seen anything like that
You: it's just...
Stranger: whats wrong with it
You: it looks serious
You: i think we'll have to amputate it
Stranger: it looks fine to me
Stranger: it isnt hurtin that bad
You: are you blind? you have gangrene on your dick, son
You: it's covered in boils and warts and it's bleeding
You: it has to go
You: i'm going to get my dick saw, brb
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Pa.....jeste :)
Omegle je najvece govno od sajta koje sam koristio...cak i ovo vreme u kojem se bavim sviranjem kurcu mi se cini potracenim nakon pola sata provedenih na omeglu.
Чији си ти дупли?
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Stranger: hello
You: ello
Stranger: ello youre self
You: i m elloing myself
You: now what
Stranger: can yoou tell me your age, gender and location
You: yes i can
Stranger: well will you
You: ok
You: i am 22 male
You: and you
Stranger: 15 male
Stranger: but im quite a gentleman
You: then go gently fuck yoursef!!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: are you looking for a girl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ya
You: go outside and fine someone
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Tako se to radi, možda je gramatika moja loša ali poslušao je lik, mislim da je bilo ovde još takvih primera.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lookin for roleplay
You: asl
Stranger: 22 f usa
Stranger: u?
You: 20 m
Stranger: from?
You: europe
Stranger: nice
You: what kind of roleplay?
You: OH CAN I BE A WIZARD?
Stranger: and what do i get to be??
You: you get be like some random chick held captive in my dungeon roflz
Stranger: sounds good
You: and then i cast a spell and turn you into a goat
You: and then we make sweet love till sunrise
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thn?
You: then i go to work and you stay in the dungeon, duh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male lookin for a girl to role play with ;)
You: okay
Stranger: girl?
You: yeah
Stranger: how old
You: 27
You: is that okay with u?
Stranger: yes :)
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 19
You: okay
You: so lets roleplay
Stranger: ok ;)
Stranger: what roles ?
You: okay ill be the doctor and ur my patient, ok?
Stranger: sounds good you start doctor :)
You: cool
You: (ill be an urologist)
Stranger: ok
You: so you come into my office and i tell you to sit and tell me whats wrong
Stranger: umm nothin my cock has just been like hurting lately
You: hm, have you been having sex lately?
Stranger: umm well ya
You: with or without protection?
Stranger: with
You: that sounds odd, i think you'll have to remove your pants so i could inspect your penis
Stranger: umm with what
You: with my hands covered in rubber gloves ofc
Stranger: haha alright i undo my pants and let them drop
You: omg
You: i have never seen anything like that
You: it's just...
Stranger: whats wrong with it
You: it looks serious
You: i think we'll have to amputate it
Stranger: it looks fine to me
Stranger: it isnt hurtin that bad
You: are you blind? you have gangrene on your dick, son
You: it's covered in boils and warts and it's bleeding
You: it has to go
You: i'm going to get my dick saw, brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: my dick
Stranger: mine too
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Step 2: Pusti ga umesto kamere na loop.
Step 3: Troll people.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PROFIT!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: my dick
Stranger: mine too
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Taj čovjek je takav genije! :D
Zajebi nas zenske patetike. Dovoljno je da kazes "car".
Nedovoljno!
Ето и мог доприноса, биЈо сам сморен у патос...
You: ЈА ЈЕБЕМ! И ТО СТРАШНО!
Stranger: can u speak english?
You: i will try
Stranger: from where r u?
You: im from balkan
You: u?
Stranger: india
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: shemale?
You: yep
You: :/
Stranger: do u hve skype?
You: no, my pc is too old for tht
You: i collect money for surgery
You: i want be woman
Stranger: what's ur age?
You: 26
You: u?
Stranger: why did u become a ahemale?
Stranger: shemaleYou: i was born like tht
Stranger: ok
Stranger: why do u want to become female?
You: because i look like woman...
You: and the dick betwen my legs is not best way to meet someone who want to marry me u must confess
You: ..
Stranger: ya i can understan
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 22
You: f or m?
Stranger: m
You: in wich city in india u live?
You: r u rich>
You: ?
Stranger: no iam not rich
Stranger: sory i can't help u
You: do u beleve me?
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: why r u asking such questn?
You: why u beleve in bullshit from internet?
You: and other shits?
You: like tv or newspapper?
Stranger: tv
You: 90% ppl on omegle r trolls...
You: u should know tht...
Stranger: are u not ahemale?
Stranger: shemale
You: ofc not...
Stranger: then who r u ?
You: lol
You: im troll
You: nice to meet u
You: u mad?
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: bhosdi k
Stranger: bitch, rascal, ass hole
You: trolololo
Stranger: fuck off
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