Omegle

  1. ја данас први пут отишо, и већ луда забава

  2. isao sam par puta,al to bas u trenucima onog najgoreg smora

  3. све неки напаљени Индуси, јебо им ја матер

  4. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hi asl

    You: hi

    You: im 16

    You: samantha

    You: u ?

    Stranger: 16 jordan

    You: like river ?

    You: u re from africa ?

    Stranger: No england

    You: there is no river jordan in england u idiot

    You: how u can be jordan ???

    Stranger: Not in africa as well dumbass

    You: answer me NOW ?

    You: JORDAN IS IN AFRICA

    Stranger: Fuck you honkey bastard

    You: SISO PIRGAVA

    Stranger: No its not

    You: I.R.A!

    You: jesus was in jordan

    Stranger: The river jordan is not in africa dumb shit

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  5. meni tamo žene stalno pokazuju sise

  6. јебига њидро, да си мушко салетали би те курчеви са свих страна

  7. ja sam jednog indijca lozio da sam zensko i da hocu da se jebem,onda mu rekao da imam sidu,a on u fazonu:,,pa dobro,nema veze,, hahahaha

  8. http://i.imgur.com/MGxfy.png
    ахаххааххааххаахаххахахахахахахахах умирем јебено а невиђено је глупо хахахахахахаххааххахааххаахаххаахаххаахха

  9. aj se organizujemo nas 200 sa vukajlije da trazimo amere po ovom sajtu i da se predstavljamo kao kosovari, pa im jebemo mater zapadnjacku i pisamo po 11.9.2001.

    Vukajlija brani Kosovo!

  10. Ако кажеш да си мушко, гасе конверзацију, лоло.

  11. jordan je u aziji
    pravda za jordan!

  12. upravo naleteh na amera koji misli da se u Evropi govori "europeanish" i "english"

  13. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi! im male looking for f's

    You: hi

    You: im milf

    You: one old dirty milf

    Stranger: thats hot bb

    You: wanna watch me

    Stranger: no. no cam but like to fuvk u

    You: are u young ?

    Stranger: middle age...

    You: like middle earth babe :D

    Stranger: u like role play and fantasy....u?

    You: ooo im so horrny now

    You: can u make my dick go hard ?

    Stranger: great bb. what do you wear...how look?

    You: i wear bag

    You: and boots

    Stranger: ur f right?

    You: yes

    You: but i have extra parts :D

    Stranger: wet pussy?

    You: wet pussy and big dick

    You: u like that

    You: i can fuck u

    You: u can fuck me

    Stranger: damn. i dont like that

    You: why :(

    You: i have dog too

    Stranger: no reason...instinct

    You: wanna watch me how i fuck my dog

    Stranger: bahhhhhh

  14. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: m

    You: milf

    Stranger: 21

    You: 47

    You: wanna have fun on skype ?

    Stranger: horny?

    Stranger: yeah

    You: very

    You: from ?

    Stranger: usa

    You: are u white ?

    Stranger: tuckduck101

    Stranger: yeah

    You: 100% ?

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: lol

    You: u dont have any black blood

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: u?

    Stranger: black cock

    You: no im from germany

    You: i wanna pure white man

    Stranger: good:)

    You: what are u ?

    Stranger: its me

    Stranger: german

    You: no u re not

    You: u like Hitler ?

    Stranger: huh?

    Stranger: hate jews

    You: and black people ?

    Stranger: yeah

    You: ok

    You: wanna watch me how i have sex with my german shepard ?

    Stranger: no

    You: why :(

    You: im so horrny now

    Stranger: just u

    You: i will add u on skype

    You: u can watch me

    Stranger: i told u my thing

    You: i like to fuck my dog

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  15. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: bog te jebo

    Stranger: m

    You: milf

    You: oćeš kurca pederu ?

    Stranger: whats this

    You: one nice thing

    You: u want ?

    Stranger: name

    Stranger: asl?

    You: kurac

    You: germany

    You: u?

    Stranger: spain

    You: ola

    Stranger: hola

    You: hombre

    You: u know kasandra

    Stranger: what brings u to omegle

    You: i wanna have fun

    You: u?

    Stranger: ya

    Stranger: give skype
    account

    You: kurac_1001 poljubiš me u glavić

    You: add me

    You: my dick is so hard babe

    Stranger: i cant get it

    Stranger: ur e-mail

    You: jebemtimater.špansku@hotmail.com

    Stranger: your sex

    You: yes

    You: i sex

    Stranger: whats ur sex

    You: yes

    You: with u

    You: :)

    Stranger: u male or female

    You: i like anal sex

    You: u ?

    Stranger: 69

    You: and like male and female

    You: i like when someone shit on my face

    Stranger: ur fb account

    Stranger: please

    You: i dont have that

    You: what is taht

    You: can we have sex there ?

    Stranger: yes

    You: how :D

    Stranger: ur skype account is not searched

    Stranger: send me req

    You: what is skype account ?

    You: i dont have req

    Stranger: dupinderdeep94

    You: my pc is not new

    Stranger: send me ur nude pic at dupinderdeep94@gmail.com

    You: what?!?!?!?!

    You: im 11 years old u perv

    You: im gonna call police for this u idiot

    You: only dad can see me nude

    You: u re sick man

    Stranger: fuck u go to hell

    Stranger: then

    Stranger: get lost

    You: noo

    Stranger: shit germans

    You: u are per i gonna call police

    You: perv*

    Stranger: go to hell

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  16. - asl?
    - 16, male, England. Horny
    - From now on, you're under arrest. Scotland Yard here, we have your phone number and your parents might expect a phone call about what their young child is doing on the internet.
    -Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  17. Gomila bolesnika ovde trazi ribu i ne mare cak i ako je mladja od 18 (nekad i ako je dosta mladja). Verovatno se mnogi zajebavaju, ali neki su ludi provereno. Tako napalim likove da sam f16uk (devojka iz UK i da imam 16 godina) i kad se naprze pokazem im cuveni avion f 16:

    http://learningfromdogs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/f16_3.jpg

  18. Хахахахаха КБО какав си ти манијак хахахахахахахахахах

  19. како има глупих људи јеботе...
    http://i.imgur.com/j27gH.png

  20. Aахахахахахах сам се себи смејем јбт
    http://i.imgur.com/BD6Xf.png

Rekli o sajtu

Osim velikih istorijskih i nacionalnih zabluda, podložni smo i onim „sitnijim”, ali koje nam određuju svakodnevicu. „Ne valja da se sedi na kućnom pragu, posebno kad grmi”, „Hleb od 500 grama je opšteprihvaćen pod nazivom kilo hleba”, „Ne valja da se zviždi u kući, to privlači miševe”, „Ne valja da se otvara kišobran u kući”, „Žvakanje žvaka može da deformiše vilicu”, „Ma koliko vruće i zagušljivo bilo, ne otvarati prozor, ubiće promaja”, navode na popularnom internet portalu „Vukajlija” niz sujeverja i zabluda našeg naroda.

Politika · 31. Januar 2011.