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imam jedno pitanje za moderatore!? a ono glasi: ZBOG CEGA BRISETE NEKE DEFINICIJE KOJE IMAJU I PO 30 POZITIVNIH GLASOVA, A OSTAVLJATE NEKE KOJE SU CISTA GLUPOST, I NEMAJU AMA BAS NIKAKVE VEZE SA RECJU KOJA SE DEFINISE... nisam mogla a da ne primetim

Daj mi primere molim te,baš me zanima kad,gde i ko...

Predeo slikan čajem.
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...U to vreme bila mu je umrla mati i on mi te večeri ispriča neobičnu priču, očigledno misleći na svoju nesreću, ali se iz priče videla neka izokrenutost, kao da je on umro, a mati ostala u životu.

— Umre, dakle, — pričao je on — nekoj udovici sin, i mati je za njim mnogo tugovala. Svu je so iz sebe isplakala i suze joj potekoše neslane. Tako, plačući, jedne večeri ona zaspi i usni neki predeo, pola u sunci i cveću, i šeta veselo neki svet, a pola u blatu, kiši i mraku. I u tom blatu — gleda — njen sin.

— Vidiš, majko, — reče joj on — oni tamo šetaju u osmesima i radosti živih, a ovo blato, gde sam ja, to je od tvojih suza...

Mati kud će, šta će, prestade da plače za sinom.

A sin joj malo potom opet dođe na san i pokaza joj kako njegov vrt lepo leži u suncu, ali u njemu ništa ne raste, ništa se ne može oploditi kao u drugim, okolnim vrtovima. A sve je na svetu zato da se plodi i u onim drugim vrtovima je cveće i voće zato što se živi ovde plode.

Mati razumede priču, udade se ponovo i dobi ubrzo lepog malog dečka koji se nasmeja i oplodi u vrtu svoga brata prvu jabuku...

"Lav Tolstoj je jako voleo da svira balalajku ali,nazalost,nije umeo.I tako,sedi on,pise Rat i mir,a u glavi sve misli "Tran-tran-tran-trin-tran-tran"
(Danil Harms)

,,Do jednostavnosti treba narasti". Gogolj

Marsel Prust:

-Naša ljubav prema drugima ne slabi zato što su oni mrtvi, već zato što umiremo mi.

-Što sam više pljeskao to mi se činilo da Berma bolje glumi.

-Samo radi elegancije i dalje se trudim da ostanem moralno čist.

Nepoznati autor:

-Živi život, ako te pojede crv, najeb'o si.

"Lav Tolstoj je takodje veoma voleo decu.Gde god vidi koje dete on ga uhvati pa ga mazi po glavi.Jednom spazi on na ulici Gogolja koji je bio nizak rastom,pomisli da je to dete i potrci za njim da ga pomazi.Gogolj,ne znajuci o cemu je rec,dade se u beg.Sve to je video i jedan zandar pa potrci i on za njima da ispita slucaj.Tako,trci Gogolj,za njim Tolstoj,a za njima obojicom zandar.Posle ce strana stampa pisati kako vlast u Rusiji progoni pisce."
(Danil Harms)

"Zene nikad ne treba tuci nogom.Decu,sa druge strane,ne treba udarati nozem ili uopste necim metalnim i ostrim.Macke su,prica se,veoma izdrzljive ali ja sam u tom pravcu vrsio eksperimente i znam da to nije uvek tako"
(Danil Harms)

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill

Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve.

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
Billy Joel

Women seem wicked
when you're unwanted.
Jim Morrison (The Doors), "People are strange"

Love to be loved,
Hate to be hated,
Love not to be hated,
Hate not to be loved.

I may be in the gutter, but I'm looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde

Don't eat yellow snow.
Frank Zappa

To think before you talk is like wiping your ass before you shit.
Arne Anka

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Herman Hesse

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain

We must either find a way or make one.
Hannibal

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
Virginia Woolf

I don't believe in stereotypes, I prefer to hate people on a more personal basis

This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Euripides

Whenever you fall, pick something up.
Oswald Avery

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
Freidrich Nietzsche

If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Japanese proverb

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

Velika je stvar voleti a jos veca biti voljen

Život je kurva, i onda umreš....

"Kada jedan covek umre, to je tragedija.Kada umre hiljadu to je statistika."
Josif Visarinovic Dzugasvili Staljin.
"Kad sam bio mlad, mislio sam da je novac sve u zivotu.Sad kad sam ostario, vidim da jeste"
Ernest Hemingvej

"Ružnoća nad lepotom ima tu prednost što lepota prolazi, a ružnoća ostaje" - Honore de Balzac.
"Denny Crane" - Denny Crane

Honestus est offendere quam odisse.
Casnije je vredjati nego mrzeti!

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -R.A.H.

Shared happiness is double the happiness; Shared sorrow is half the sorrow. -Unknown

Progress isn't made by early risers, it's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. - R.A.H.

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“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."

“Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive.”

Gerard Way

Ovaj je genijalan:

"Nama ženama potrebna je lepota da bi nas muškarci voleli, a glupost da bismo mi volele muškarce" - Coco Chanel

"I am trying to prove to myself that I am a person. Then may be I'll convince myself that I'm an actress."

"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone."

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

Marilyn Monroe

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)