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Omegle je najvece govno od sajta koje sam koristio...cak i ovo vreme u kojem se bavim sviranjem kurcu mi se cini potracenim nakon pola sata provedenih na omeglu.

Stranger: hello
You: ello
Stranger: ello youre self
You: i m elloing myself
You: now what
Stranger: can yoou tell me your age, gender and location
You: yes i can
Stranger: well will you
You: ok
You: i am 22 male
You: and you
Stranger: 15 male
Stranger: but im quite a gentleman
You: then go gently fuck yoursef!!
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: are you looking for a girl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ya
You: go outside and fine someone
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Tako se to radi, možda je gramatika moja loša ali poslušao je lik, mislim da je bilo ovde još takvih primera.

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Stranger: lookin for roleplay
You: asl
Stranger: 22 f usa
Stranger: u?
You: 20 m
Stranger: from?
You: europe
Stranger: nice
You: what kind of roleplay?
You: OH CAN I BE A WIZARD?
Stranger: and what do i get to be??
You: you get be like some random chick held captive in my dungeon roflz
Stranger: sounds good
You: and then i cast a spell and turn you into a goat
You: and then we make sweet love till sunrise
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thn?
You: then i go to work and you stay in the dungeon, duh
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Stranger: horny male lookin for a girl to role play with ;)
You: okay
Stranger: girl?
You: yeah
Stranger: how old
You: 27
You: is that okay with u?
Stranger: yes :)
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 19
You: okay
You: so lets roleplay
Stranger: ok ;)
Stranger: what roles ?
You: okay ill be the doctor and ur my patient, ok?
Stranger: sounds good you start doctor :)
You: cool
You: (ill be an urologist)
Stranger: ok
You: so you come into my office and i tell you to sit and tell me whats wrong
Stranger: umm nothin my cock has just been like hurting lately
You: hm, have you been having sex lately?
Stranger: umm well ya
You: with or without protection?
Stranger: with
You: that sounds odd, i think you'll have to remove your pants so i could inspect your penis
Stranger: umm with what
You: with my hands covered in rubber gloves ofc
Stranger: haha alright i undo my pants and let them drop
You: omg
You: i have never seen anything like that
You: it's just...
Stranger: whats wrong with it
You: it looks serious
You: i think we'll have to amputate it
Stranger: it looks fine to me
Stranger: it isnt hurtin that bad
You: are you blind? you have gangrene on your dick, son
You: it's covered in boils and warts and it's bleeding
You: it has to go
You: i'm going to get my dick saw, brb
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: my dick
Stranger: mine too
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: my dick
Stranger: mine too
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hahaha Lajol, moj brat!

Taj čovjek je takav genije! :D

Zajebi nas zenske patetike. Dovoljno je da kazes "car".

Ето и мог доприноса, биЈо сам сморен у патос...

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You: ЈА ЈЕБЕМ! И ТО СТРАШНО!

Stranger: can u speak english?

You: i will try

Stranger: from where r u?

You: im from balkan

You: u?

Stranger: india

Stranger: m or f?

You: both

Stranger: shemale?

You: yep

You: :/

Stranger: do u hve skype?

You: no, my pc is too old for tht

You: i collect money for surgery

You: i want be woman

Stranger: what's ur age?

You: 26

You: u?

Stranger: why did u become a ahemale?

Stranger: shemaleYou: i was born like tht

Stranger: ok

Stranger: why do u want to become female?

You: because i look like woman...

You: and the dick betwen my legs is not best way to meet someone who want to marry me u must confess

You: ..

Stranger: ya i can understan

You: how old r u?

Stranger: 22

You: f or m?

Stranger: m

You: in wich city in india u live?

You: r u rich>

You: ?

Stranger: no iam not rich

Stranger: sory i can't help u

You: do u beleve me?

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: why r u asking such questn?

You: why u beleve in bullshit from internet?

You: and other shits?

You: like tv or newspapper?

Stranger: tv

You: 90% ppl on omegle r trolls...

You: u should know tht...

Stranger: are u not ahemale?

Stranger: shemale

You: ofc not...

Stranger: then who r u ?

You: lol

You: im troll

You: nice to meet u

You: u mad?

Stranger: m or f?

Stranger: bhosdi k

Stranger: bitch, rascal, ass hole

You: trolololo

Stranger: fuck off

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