Belgraders are moslty pagan. Pagan religion is called the Shabanism(about 75% of all Belgraders share the faith). They worship ther baleful gods in rough temple-boats stationed along the riverbank. Celabration rituals inlude getting drunk every single day(popular in every Serb religion), having Tarzan hairstyles(man only), dressing the shorthest possible skirts(only women and homosexuals) and being utterly stupid. Choir songs listened in these temples, for all night long, are quite simple, rude and without any taste(for both music and common sense). Most are dedicatet to pagan gods known only by their names - Seka Alexic is the supreme Goddess (goddess of fatness), Ceca mothergod and goddess of Boobs, Keba & Dzej gods of the Gypsies and Sinan god of all gods - and by mayhem they cause.New Belgrade is the biggest part of the city.It is divided in blocks (block 70,block 44 etc.).When two guys from different blocks meet,they say the ritual sentence From what block are you fa**ot?The meeting ends with serious ass kicking for one of them.

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