Citati

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   Meśa 2010-02-03 06:27:16 +0000

   We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

   The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

   I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

   If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

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   Mastrixt 2010-02-03 09:38:50 +0000

   Mnogi su hrabri tek onda kad ne vide nikakav drugi izlaz.

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   Moćni Ming 2010-02-03 12:05:05 +0000

   Glasački sistem treba da bude osmišljen tako da se nepismenima onemogući da glasaju. Zašto ja da dozvolim da neko nepismen odlučuje o mojoj sudbini...?
   .......................................................... Rambo Amadeus

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   Meśa 2010-02-04 06:27:09 +0000

   If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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   Др Јанковић 2010-02-05 08:40:51 +0000

   ,,My mum always told me-NEVER leave unplugged plug unplugged!''
   Рече једном неко,у неком цртаћу

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   Meśa 2010-02-07 07:29:11 +0000

   If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

7. 

   Sax 2010-02-08 02:04:35 +0000

   Jim Rohn

   "Nisu stvari skupe, već ja nemam para da ih kupim. Znači problem je u meni."

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   Meśa 2010-02-08 06:24:56 +0000

   I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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   Mastrixt 2010-02-08 08:14:10 +0000

   Ja sam veoma zabrinut. A cime se vi bavite?

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    Meśa 2010-02-09 06:19:37 +0000

    Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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    Mastrixt 2010-02-09 08:52:14 +0000

    Pametan si. Nađi rešenje.

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    Meśa 2010-02-10 07:19:23 +0000

    The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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    Mastrixt 2010-02-11 14:38:32 +0000

    Nije lako ni budala biti.

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    nepostojeci 2010-02-12 19:56:17 +0000

    -It's a special place.
    -'Special' as in 'unique, fabulous, one-of-a-kind' or 'special' as in 'there are schools that can teach me to dress myself'?

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    Rizz 2010-02-12 20:34:32 +0000

    Zašto svi vole život kada niko iz njega ne izlazi živ (?)

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    nepostojeci 2010-02-12 21:00:25 +0000

    "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... London."

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    Meśa 2010-02-13 04:59:49 +0000

    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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    Meśa 2010-02-14 06:11:07 +0000

    Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

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    Meśa 2010-02-14 15:11:19 +0000

    My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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    obelix 2010-02-14 19:45:27 +0000

    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.