Citati

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   Meśa 2010-02-15 00:18:41 +0000

   God loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

2. 

   THE KTITOR 2010-02-15 03:31:52 +0000

   Ko god svoju mudrost bazira na citatima drugih ljudi i nicemu vise, nije nista drugo do mudroser bez maste.

   rekao Ja

3. 

   Meśa 2010-02-16 02:57:23 +0000

   Ooo Obelikse, što ti reče Otaku...

   I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

4. 

   Meśa 2010-02-16 03:33:24 +0000

   "Otkriću ja to leglo droge!"

5. 

   trltrl 2010-02-16 16:36:14 +0000

   "I'm so broke I can't even pay attention." - Tom Waits

6. 

   Meśa 2010-02-17 06:12:56 +0000

   George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.

7. 

   Meśa 2010-02-18 05:06:20 +0000

   If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

8. 

   tasmanijski djavo 2010-02-18 12:34:31 +0000

   највише људи хвали се својом добротом, али ко ће наћи човека истинитог?
   Приче Соломонове

9. 

   Rizz 2010-02-18 16:16:51 +0000

   Albert Einstein:
   ... Najljepše što možemo doživjeti je ono što je tajanstveno. To je temeljni osjećaj koji stoji u zametku svake umjetnosti i znanosti.

10. 

    Meśa 2010-02-19 05:36:47 +0000

    According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

11. 

    Meśa 2010-02-20 06:09:17 +0000

    Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

12. 

    Meśa 2010-02-20 14:54:27 +0000

    Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

13. 

    Meśa 2010-02-21 05:57:24 +0000

    Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

14. 

    Meśa 2010-02-22 00:44:40 +0000

    Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

15. 

    Lutak iskrivljenog L 2010-02-22 09:05:05 +0000

    A jedan poziv menja sve!

16. 

    Ledeni 2010-02-23 02:37:05 +0000

    ja sam lud ja mogu da vas ubijem, pola MUP-a sam ja zaposlio oni mogu da vas muce za mene...rekao ugledni univerzitetski profesor.

17. 

    Meśa 2010-02-23 03:57:14 +0000

    If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

18. 

    СМарко 2010-02-23 04:08:25 +0000

    ''Ne sviđa nam se njihov zvuk, a i onako gitarska muzika izlazi iz
    mode.'' - Izdavačka kuća Decca Recording Co., odbijajući Bitlse, 1962.

    Kako neiskusno....

19. 

    Meśa 2010-02-23 04:47:37 +0000

    Dobra bi fora bila da su pošli u neku frizersku radnju i pitali ih 'oće li da im budu sponzori.

    Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

    The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

    Vegetarian: Definition for "lousy hunter".

20. 

    СМарко 2010-02-26 18:52:19 +0000

    Hmmm, vidim izvale i biseri... ucio sam u elektro skolu, pitanje je bilo ovako

    - Novalicu, reci mi koliki je napon na masi???
    - .... Beskonacan!