People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

Amarcord
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-Šta sad radi?
-JEBE.
-E, to je već stvar režije.

Žikina dinastija
-Sido, rodila si idiota.
-More, ja sam se za idiota i udala.

-Gde je glava?
-Glava nije važna.
-Kako nije važna, otpala ti, dabogda?
Tesna koža

Lucky Number Slevin

"My father used to say: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

povodom dana žena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifs9yWPAp5s

Hahahahah :D

Ово је мед, душу слади - Жакуј
То је Кранч, ово ти је осма табла, добићеш шећерну болест - Мадам Жинет
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