Lokalnacionalistički vicevi

Vicevi koji opisuju rivalstvo dva prošlo-pored-velegrada mesta.

U toku bombardovanja srpskih položaja, pilot F-16 zove Awacs:
- Charlie is calling mother, charlie is calling mother!
-Mother here. Copy you loud and clear. Unload the cargo above the nearest military compound.
-There is nothing like that within the perimeter.
-Ok. Find the railway station.
-Well, I can’t see anything similar.
-Any factory?
-No.
-Good, bomb the school, kindergarten or any hospital.
-But sir, you don’t understand....
-Major, abort the mission, abort the mission! You are not above Prokuplje, it is Blace!