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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

Cindy Sheehan : The chicken joined me and other Americans as we marched to President Bush's Texas ranch to protest the war in Iraq.

Mel Gibson : Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??

Jim Gilchrist : The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it.

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Luckily he was killed during the jihad. He has died a martyr.
PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it #!&%! wanted to! That's the #!&%! reason!

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

Howard Stern : I'm afraid to answer that because the FCC would fine me for it! Wait until I'm on satellite radio, then I'll tell you.

Jose Canseco : The chicken was juiced up on steroids! Mark McGwire and I would shoot the chicken in the buttocks everyday after baseball practice. All the details are in my new book.

Jessica Simpson : Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson : There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Bill Cosby : Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.

Snoop Dogg : This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes, and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road. "And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road!

Shakespeare : To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Rene Descartes : Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.

John Kerry : I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side..

Pete Rose : I don't know, but I swear I didn't bet on it.

Gandhi : All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Steve Jobs : Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow.

Colin Powell : This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.

Darwin : It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

David Hume : Out of custom and habit.

Douglas Adams : Forty-two.

Epicurus : For fun.

Henry David Thoreau : To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.

Hippocrates : Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Jack Nicholson : 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe : The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Johnny Cochran : Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit.

Salvador Dali : The Fish.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended

Secretary Cheney : Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.

Senator Lieberman : I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way.

The Sphinx : You tell me.

Neil Armstrong : er: That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

George Bush : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Al Gore : I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Martin Luther King Jr : I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa : In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Pat Buchanan : To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

Jerry Falwell : Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side.".

John Lennon : Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Saddam Hussein : This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Clinton : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Sigmund Freud : The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

L.A.P.D. : Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Richard Nixon : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

Buddha : If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

Joseph Stalin : I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.

Carl Jung : The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and, therefore, synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Louis Farrakhan : The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

John Locke : Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.

The Pope : That is only for God to know.

Immanuel Kant : chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.

George Orwell : Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.

Plato : For the greater good.

Nietzsche : Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Jean-Paul Sartre : In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Emily Dickenson : Because it could not stop for death.

O.J. Simpson : It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

sad bi se pošibali ćero oko ovog komentara:) dal si ti normalan šta me teraš da čitam u ove sitne sate. jebote lud čovek. nenormalan :)

Хехе.
Ма реко да кажем већину да се не смарају људи да преписују и да преводе без разлога :Д

e jbg, slika koju sam postavi je trebala ovako da izgleda:
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