Legendarne recenice iz filmova
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U subotu, 27. novembra 2010. u Klubu studenata tehnike biće održana smotra sadržaja popularnog šaljivog sajta. Vukajlija je mesto gde se Internet zajednica okuplja kako bi na duhovit i originalan način definisala reči i izraze, sleng termine, našu svakodnevnicu i aktuelne događaje, po paroli - „Ovde možete da definišete sve ono što ste oduvek želeli, a nije imao ko da vas pita”.
Mondo · 25. Novembar 2010.
"Vidiš Piki s' kojim se znanjem ide u kafanu" - Lajanje na zvezde
"Tata spalio Đenku" - Maratonci trče počasni krug
"Ja sam na najprofitabilniji kada se ovde, nemam prihode, nemam ni rashode" - Kad porastem biću kengur
"Pa ti gledaj film u novinama" - Kad porastem biću kengur
"Vozi Miško" - Ko to tamo peva
"Da se ja pitam ja bi ovude proterao autobus" - Ko to tamo peva
"Naša vojska napad čeka spremila je malog topa" - Stih iz Ko to tamo peva
"Sine, oćeš bazuku da ga dokusuriš" - Lepa sela, lepo gore
"Idem kući kume, dosta je bilo" - Lepa sela lepo gore
"Ti Pantiću kao da si izašao iz ludnice ne iz bolnice" - Tesna koža
" Šta to radi? - BIje! Pa kad se opire rutinskoj kontroli" - Lepa sela, lepo gore
Nabo lika nosom, jebo mu je kevu. Ringe Raja.
-Један мој пријатељ, ради у Русији, јебо пингвина!
-Па нема пингвина у Русији?!
-Ја не знам ђе га је стиг'о
Живот је чудо
- Orao javi se, orao javi se!
- Orao pao, orao pao!
Balkanski špijun.
- Kako moj sestrić peva!
- Di je moj moped? Kao da je upao u ladnu Moravu.
- Strugao cerovinu.
- Vasijomo čujes li me!
Treća sreća
- Izlazi s mog groba.
- Hahaha, nema šešir! Gologuzan!
- Šta će biti s kućom?
- Bili, da možda nije to mišomor?
- Gde si video čoveka sa dva metra dužine?
Maratonci trče počasni krug
- Tata, i ja bih ovo radio.
- I tata bi sine.
- Dalje nećeš moći!
- Ne brinite, puška je zakočena.
- Moj Miško je genije za vožnju.
Ko to tamo peva.
- Zašto se žene ne bi udale za neko bure sala?
Seks i grad
- Svi do jednog da se javite direktoru!
- Šta, šta je bilo, upisujem čas.
- Doćiće do sudara svetova.
- Visiš tu ko džigerica.
- Zaprosio bih vas ali je prosjačenje zabranjeno.
- Bolje patka na tacni nego guska pod ruku.
Lajanje na zvezde
Arise, arise Riders of Theoden!
Fell deeds awake fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
A sword day,
A red day,
Ere the sun rises!
Ride now! Ride now!
Ride for ruin.. and the world’s ending!
Death! Death!
Forth Eorlingas!
Lord of The Rings - The return of the king
Камионџије: Да ли знате историјске чињенице? - Историјске? Из историје?
Znam da treba da pisemo recenice, ali oprosticete mi, nadam se, jer zelim da podelim sa Vama ovaj govor koji sam nedavno cuo i koji me je odusevio...Pokusajte ovo brzo da procitate naglas ;)
Speech from "V for Vendetta"
Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I'm quite sure they will say so.
say hallo to my little friend!
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Imam ovih francuskih govana - Otac na službenom putu
K-k-k-kako m-m-m-montira! - Nacionalna klasa
Blackadder:
"You really are as thick as clotted cream, that's been left out by some clot, and now the clots are so clotted, you couldn't unclot them with an electric de-clotter, aren't you, Baldrick?"
Taxi Driver:
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"
Casablanca:
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Godfather:
"But, now you come to me and you say - 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you, ask me to do murder for money."
"Tako je poznati detektiv Kohni Kol rešio slučaj smrznutog kolege.... Što implicira da je kolega bio smrznut.... Što dalje implicira da je kolega mogao biti smrznut samo u hladnjači.... Što dalje implicira da je to promaklo detektivu Kohni Kolu.... Što dalje implicira da je gore pomenuti DEGENERIK!!!!"
Najjači monolog ikada!!!!
"Yippie-Kai-Yay motherfucker" Die Hard 1,2,3 & 4
"You shall not pass!" LOTR
"Don't hurt me Arch...I'm only little" Rocknrolla
"-So,is this a robbery?
-Yes,it is a robbery,now fuck off....Yeah give me the keys....Oi,where's the reverse" Rocknrolla
"You spin me right round baby right round" The A-team
"-Dude,where's my car?
-Where's your car,dude?" Dude where's my car
My name is Forest Gump. People call me Forest Gump.
Marcel: What the fuck are we supposed to do?
Shosanna Dreyfus: It looks like we're supposed to have a Nazi premiere.
Marcel: Like I said, what the fuck are we supposed to do?
We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!
Col. Hans Landa: giddy Oooh, that's a bingo!
Col. Hans Landa: Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"
Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "bingo".
Col. Hans Landa: Bingo! How fun! But, I digress. Where were we?--prokletnici
Lt. Aldo Raine: You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement.
Lt. Archie Hicox: I didn't know.
Lt. Aldo Raine: You said it was in a tavern.
Lt. Archie Hicox: It is a tavern.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! -- takodje prokletnici
Verbal: Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. -- dezurni krivci
Peoples Hernandez: You're not a cop anymore.
John Shaft: Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous? -- shaft
Am i just glad to see you, or i've got a canoe in my pocket? - Flash (Blackadder)
Umro je pred sam kraj svog zivota. - Maratonci
Nije Sloba kriv. Mi smo krivi, jer mi smo govna. I kad Sloba pusti vodu govna ce da odu. - Profesionalac
Vidim, debela knjiga. - Nije debela. Svinje su debele, a knjige su opsirne. - Profesionalac
Dokle ce biti sranja u ovoj zemlji, ovoj kuci? - Radovan III
We did it! We found a cure for AIDS. It's 180 000 $ of concentrated cash! - South park
Kume sta to radite? - Nista, kume! Probamo za film. I ti ces to isto da radis, samo sutra. - Maratonci
Al' ga je opravio, svaka mu cast! - Maratonci
i najjaca izjava ikada:
Cartman: Dude, your dog is gay!!
Stan: He's not gay!! He's just confused!
he who dares wins!
this time next year will be millionares
lovely jobley
ove su iz mucki :))))))
''necu da ti kazem celavii'' :D -> mratv 'ladan
''nema drugi choveci,samo smo mi choveci.choveci kurjaci'' -> ivkova slava
''jaoo milunkaa,sad cu da ti jebem mater'' ->mratv 'ladan
''ljubiceee....mawijaaaa...dushaneeee....brate znao sam da si peder'' -> mrtav 'ladan
:)))))
После овог, сваки наредни пост пада у воду:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axmEqaoq_Io&feature=related
NMF, да знаш да си у прву! :)
jebi ga, stanica - Sergej u bure baruta