Legendarne recenice iz filmova

1. 

   delboy14 2010-09-16 17:42:27 +0000

   "I belive in America..."

2. 

   delboy14 2010-09-16 17:46:33 +0000

   "Da li ja to razgovaram sa balkanskim bogom seksa, Nikolom Teslom svetske porografije...!?" iz Srpskog filma.

3. 

   Dub 2010-09-16 18:39:46 +0000

   The Expendables(2010)

   Barney Ross - Sylvester Stallone
   Trench - Arnold Schwarzenegger
   Mr.Church - Bruce Willis

   Trench: Well, I'm busy right now. So give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
   Barney Ross: sarcastically Right.
   Mr. Church: Uncertain That's right.
   Trench: to Barney Hey, how about dinner?
   Barney Ross: Yeah, when?
   Trench: In a thousand years?
   Barney Ross: Too soon.
   Trench walks off

   Mr. Church: Confused; about Trench What's his fucking problem?
   Barney Ross: He wants to be president.

4. 

   banjac 2010-09-17 18:31:53 +0000

   Dodge this - Matrix

5. 

   Mastrixt 2010-09-26 02:25:00 +0000

   Fuck you, but have a nice day!

6. 

   En_Dotter 2010-09-27 15:02:31 +0000

   Нема даље:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

7. 

   Kika boy 2010-09-27 15:03:41 +0000

   Biciklo nije mo'e. Uuuzi ga za uspomenu.

8. 

   Luksi 2010-09-29 02:49:24 +0000

   Priđi k' Rumenci!
   Ko je dobacivao za stolom?
   Ja bio člani biblioteeeke god'nu daaana, j**o teee!
   ("Radovan III")

   Ovo su neki čobani, budale!
   ("Balkanski špijun")

   Jagodinka Simonović, Jagodinka Simonović...
   ("Varljivo leto '68")

   Dolče i Gabana, a? Pa, i njega ćemo da hapsimo, da znaš!
   ("Munje")

   I sad, ovo nije film, ali ne znam da li ima neko ko se nije nasmejao replici:

   - Kićo, mi ovde ne pušimo!
   - Blago vama!
   ("Ljubav, navika, panika")

   :)

9. 

   Жиле 2010-10-04 21:48:10 +0000

   This is Natalya. (Ljubi je u usta) She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.(pokazuje pehar) -Borat

10. 

    Жиле 2010-10-04 21:50:23 +0000

    http://www.clevver.com/movies/video/19761/borat-film-clip-she-is-my-sister.html

11. 

    Дебилко и Моронко 2010-10-05 17:58:16 +0000

    Ali ti ne razumes covece, ona SIJA!Pa vodi je u mrak da ti sija. - kad porastem bicu kengur
    i
    Sve semenke sveta ujedinite se!
    I zvinjavam se ako je bilo.

12. 

    hammettgirl 2010-10-09 21:50:10 +0000

    "Frankly,my dear,I don't give a damn" -Gone with the wind

13. 

    mmare93 2010-10-09 23:51:03 +0000

    Borat:
    "Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium"
    "Nice... how much?"
    "I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
    "I want to buy a car with pussy magnet."
    "My name i' Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your War of Terror.
    May we show our support for our boys in Iraq.
    May U.S. and A kill every single terrorist.
    May George Bush a-drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq.
    May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert. (sve propraćeno tapšanjem"
    "Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?"

14. 

    tetris 2010-10-12 18:14:07 +0000

    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

    Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

    Big Chris: It's been emotional.

15. 

    Урош 2010-10-12 18:16:00 +0000

    Дај другарице, ако Бога знаш!

16. 

    Remac 2010-10-12 18:46:29 +0000

    "Nije Stojane pomesao si,muz joj je bio hrvat,ona je nasa"
    "Ma kurac nasa sa ovakvim ponasanjem"
    Rane
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfyVWsQxkp8&feature=player_embedded
    ------------------------------------------------------
    "Ionako ako ostane sa mladicima... Lazo kako sam te ono naucio?"
    "Napunicemo je glavicima"
    "Hvala Bogu'
    Lepa sela lepo gore
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2zSpIZ_lAQ&feature=related
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCnwt3myaiI&feature=related

17. 

    bensedin24 2010-10-13 01:57:15 +0000

    "Kako se osecas kad popijes sok od maline?' profesionalac

18. 

    Lavender Girl 2010-10-14 22:10:28 +0000

    Show me the money! - Jerry Maguire

    Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made and excellent criminal.
    Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you excellent policeman. - Sherlock Holmes

    Baj d vej, ono sto je Đoni stavio! Nobody puts baby in corner! Vrh!

19. 

    Kiboz 2010-10-14 23:28:34 +0000

    -IJU LOPOV!
    -Nisam ja lopov gospođo, ja sam jebač!
    -IJU JEBAČ!

    -iz mi nismo anđeli 2

    -UŠO MAJMUN U TENAK

    -andergraund

    -brate, skloni nogu
    -što brate
    -pa brate...vonja
    -pa brate ova noga je prelazila autobuske stanice i ...
    -pa boli me brate, svejedno vonja

    -kad porastem biću kengur(po sećanju sam pisao, nije baš najpreciznije)

20. 

    The Godfather1993 2010-10-17 21:14:02 +0000

    Say hello to my little friend - Scarface