"I belive in America..."

"Da li ja to razgovaram sa balkanskim bogom seksa, Nikolom Teslom svetske porografije...!?" iz Srpskog filma.

The Expendables(2010)

Barney Ross - Sylvester Stallone
Trench - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mr.Church - Bruce Willis

Trench: Well, I'm busy right now. So give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: sarcastically Right.
Mr. Church: Uncertain That's right.
Trench: to Barney Hey, how about dinner?
Barney Ross: Yeah, when?
Trench: In a thousand years?
Barney Ross: Too soon.
Trench walks off

Mr. Church: Confused; about Trench What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to be president.

Dodge this - Matrix

Fuck you, but have a nice day!

Нема даље:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

Biciklo nije mo'e. Uuuzi ga za uspomenu.

Priđi k' Rumenci!
Ko je dobacivao za stolom?
Ja bio člani biblioteeeke god'nu daaana, j**o teee!
("Radovan III")

Ovo su neki čobani, budale!
("Balkanski špijun")

Jagodinka Simonović, Jagodinka Simonović...
("Varljivo leto '68")

Dolče i Gabana, a? Pa, i njega ćemo da hapsimo, da znaš!
("Munje")

I sad, ovo nije film, ali ne znam da li ima neko ko se nije nasmejao replici:

- Kićo, mi ovde ne pušimo!
- Blago vama!
("Ljubav, navika, panika")

:)

This is Natalya. (Ljubi je u usta) She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.(pokazuje pehar) -Borat

http://www.clevver.com/movies/video/19761/borat-film-clip-she-is-my-sister.html

Ali ti ne razumes covece, ona SIJA!Pa vodi je u mrak da ti sija. - kad porastem bicu kengur
i
Sve semenke sveta ujedinite se!
I zvinjavam se ako je bilo.

"Frankly,my dear,I don't give a damn" -Gone with the wind

Borat:
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium"
"Nice... how much?"
"I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
"I want to buy a car with pussy magnet."
"My name i' Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your War of Terror.
May we show our support for our boys in Iraq.
May U.S. and A kill every single terrorist.
May George Bush a-drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq.
May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert. (sve propraćeno tapšanjem"
"Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Big Chris: It's been emotional.

Дај другарице, ако Бога знаш!

"Nije Stojane pomesao si,muz joj je bio hrvat,ona je nasa"
"Ma kurac nasa sa ovakvim ponasanjem"
Rane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfyVWsQxkp8&feature=player_embedded
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"Ionako ako ostane sa mladicima... Lazo kako sam te ono naucio?"
"Napunicemo je glavicima"
"Hvala Bogu'
Lepa sela lepo gore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2zSpIZ_lAQ&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCnwt3myaiI&feature=related

"Kako se osecas kad popijes sok od maline?' profesionalac

Show me the money! - Jerry Maguire

Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made and excellent criminal.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you excellent policeman. - Sherlock Holmes

Baj d vej, ono sto je Đoni stavio! Nobody puts baby in corner! Vrh!

-IJU LOPOV!
-Nisam ja lopov gospođo, ja sam jebač!
-IJU JEBAČ!

-iz mi nismo anđeli 2

-UŠO MAJMUN U TENAK

-andergraund

-brate, skloni nogu
-što brate
-pa brate...vonja
-pa brate ova noga je prelazila autobuske stanice i ...
-pa boli me brate, svejedno vonja

-kad porastem biću kengur(po sećanju sam pisao, nije baš najpreciznije)

Say hello to my little friend - Scarface