Vicevi-stari (c/p sa interneta, stariji i sl.)

1. 

   Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:04:30 +0000

   @VanGoga
   Ups, je tek sada kapiram zašto te je ta defka pogodila! Baš sam priglup.
   Pa ja volim plavuše, i devojka mi je plavuša :-))))

   Evo malo da se našalim i na svoj račun:
   Zašto King Kong voli plavuše?
   Zato što je majmun!

2. 

   Che-Vu 2009-10-30 12:09:25 +0000

   Eh pa sad...
   Ovo je opet malo na svoj racun, a malo na racun plavusa :)))

3. 

   Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:12:16 +0000

   @Che-vu
   Ako je tako ja se javno izvinjavam svim plavušam i svima koji ih vole, osim sebi.

4. 

   Che-Vu 2009-10-30 12:12:44 +0000

   Ulazi deda-mraz u diskoteku, ugleda tri crnke i plavusu za barom i kaze:
   "ho, ho, ho, and good night for everyone"!

5. 

   Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:20:06 +0000

   Uh, pa tek je ovo uvredljivo! :-))))

6. 

   Che-Vu 2009-10-30 12:22:36 +0000

   Zasto su izmisljeni vicevi o plavusama?
   Da bi se Kiviji osecali bolje :)

7. 

   Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:31:30 +0000

   Che-vu, meni je najdraži onaj: Glupi muškarci pričaju viceve o plavušama, a pametni ih j..., htedoh reći spavaju sa njima.

8. 

   ~Artemida~ 2009-10-30 12:32:01 +0000

   Нисам знала за то...

9. 

   Che-Vu 2009-10-30 12:42:05 +0000

   Zato - pamet u glavu!

10. 

    Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:49:14 +0000

    Da,da, Artemida, pričuvaj se zlih dečaka koji ne pričaju viceve o plavušama.

11. 

    Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 13:31:51 +0000

    Da iskoristim što je Meša privremeno odsutan sa Vuke.
    Zaposlio se Crnogorac na groblju, i pitaju ga:"Kako ti je na poslu?"
    Crnogorac:"Šta kako je? Svi leže, jedino ja sedim!"

12. 

    Dioklecijan 2009-11-01 21:22:43 +0000

    Posli Suljo i Mujo i suljin cuko u lov na medvjeda. Suljo objasnjava Muji taktiku :
    "Slusaj, ja cu ga namamiti na sebe. On kad me zaganja ja cu na drvo pa ce on za mnom. Probat cu ga oboriti sa drveta a cim padne na zemlju cuko ce ga uhvatiti za jaja jer sam ga tako dresir'o".
    Pita Mujo : " A koja je moja uloga u svemu tome?"
    Suljo: "Ako ja prvi slucajno padnem sa drveta ti pucaj u psa".

    :-)

13. 

    L@ki 2009-11-02 23:48:38 +0000

    Ajde i ja da napisem jedan.

    Pita uciteljica razred da kaze neku rec na slovo K
    Perica se odmah javlja i dize ruku.
    Uciteljica u sebi-Ma Perica ce lupiti neku glupost,bolje neko drugi.
    Mara-Kuca
    Uciteljica-Bravo,ajde sad rec na slovo P
    Perica se odmah javlja i dize ruku.
    Uciteljica u sebi-Ma Perica ce lupiti neku glupost,bolje neko drugi.
    Mara-Plafon
    Uciteljica-Bravo,ajde sad rec na slovo Z
    Perica-JA,Ja,Ja
    Uciteljica-Pa nem niceg loseg na slovo Z,ajde ti Perice
    Perica-Zec,al sa ovoliki kurac

14. 

    YomaX 2009-11-03 00:21:27 +0000

    Ovo je stara fora ali ajd....

    Kako se zove policajac na Sjevernom Polu?

    Polni organ! :)

15. 

    Reservoir dog 2009-11-03 10:51:41 +0000

    Kako u Crnoj Gori zovu lepe žene?
    Turistkinje!

16. 

    elenna 2009-11-03 12:22:10 +0000

    :))))))

17. 

    Reservoir dog 2009-11-03 14:23:59 +0000

    @elenna
    Prepoznala si se, turistkinjo jedna! ;-)))))))))))))

18. 

    Insolent Defender 2009-11-04 10:41:33 +0000

    Pošto je Reservni Psić stidljiv, ja ću d'okačim ovo umesto njega :-)

    Kids Are Quick!
    ____________________________________

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
    ____________________________________

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    __________________________________________

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    (I Love this kid)
    ____________________________________________

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    __________________________________

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
    __________________________________________

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    _______________________________________

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    ________________________________

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    ______________________________________

    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    ______________________________

    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    ___________________________________

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

19. 

    Reservoir dog 2009-11-04 10:49:48 +0000

    @ID
    He,he,he... Pa ja sam ti prepustio to zadovoljstvo, ipak je na jeziku za koji si ti eksperAt.

20. 

    Триша 2009-11-04 13:10:13 +0000

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

    Olovka piše srcem... ?