"Nije se desilo" postovi Vukajlije

1. 

   celt 2020-05-19 22:20:34 +0000

   u al dajemo materijala zapati :)

2. 

   bombas 2020-05-19 22:23:30 +0000

   nisam ja nikakav naucnik, ja sa duvanom radim jbg, prasinar

3. 

   Скелетор 2020-05-19 22:59:36 +0000

   aha, hoce to da se upadne u Svajcarsku u Filip Moris... brt to je Holy Grail duvanskih poslaova, centrala u Nojsatelu ili Lozani, imaju u kancelarijama bazene, nesto kuckaju na kompu, pa izadju da se okupaju koleginice se skidaju u bikini i ond bleje zajedno ozb... tamo se brt ne upada, tamo ide preporuka sa samog vrha, konkursi su pro forme

   https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/e5/5f/8be55f8769120fa818b5edb80c01c723.jpg

4. 

   Mister_NO 2020-05-19 23:05:47 +0000

   inace zovu me iz Sudana jebenog, kelte jel imas ti neke veze u Svajcarskoj meni je muka od belosvetskih rupa.... znam sa duvanom brt

   Zove me Evropa...zove me ceo svet...

5. 

   Eru Ilúvatar 2020-05-20 12:30:53 +0000

   nije vukajlija ali je jako dobro
   Doctor: Is your child immunized?
   Me: Yes
   Doctor: It's not in his records.
   Me: Why would it be?
   Doctor: What do you mean?
   Me: What do you mean?
   Doctor: Who immunized your child?
   Me: My wife and I.
   Doctor: What do you mean?
   Me: What do you mean?
   Doctor: How did you and your wife immunize your child?
   Me: She birthed him naturally at home and breastfed him for the first year and a half of his life, and we both make sure he eats nutritionally dense organic foods. We also make sure he spends a lot of time in the sun moving his body daily out in nature connected to the earth, and pretty much only drinks water that comes straight from a natural spring without any fluoride or chlorine in it.
   Doctor: But I asked you if your child has been vaccinated, and you said “yes!”
   Me: No, you asked me if my child has been immunized, and I said “yes.”
   Doctor: Vaccinations...immunizations...same thing!
   Me: Uhhh...you keep using that word, but I don't think you know what it means...
   Doctor: What do you mean?
   Me: What do you mean?
   Doctor: (visibly frustrated) Never mind. Are you going to have him vaccinated or not?
   Me: Why would I?
   Doctor: So he doesn't get sick.
   Me: But he doesn't get sick now.
   Doctor: Never?
   Me: Not really, no.
   Doctor: Ear infections?
   Me: Never had one.
   Doctor: Is he allergic to any medications?
   Me: I don't know...he's never had any.
   Doctor: So why are you here?
   Me: I'm beginning to ask myself the same question.
   Doctor: What do you mean?
   Me: What do you mean?

   By a mother who is wiser than the doctor... THANK YOU Johann MANJARREZ FOR POSTING THIS.. QUESTIONS PARENTS NEED TO START ADDRESSING NOW!!

6. 

   Мосасаурус 2020-05-20 12:40:04 +0000

   Jbt, pisanje ovakvih stvari treba proglasiti za zločin protiv čovečnosti.

7. 

   Daniel Plainview 2020-05-20 23:32:18 +0000

   Najpoznatiji

   SAMOANSKI

   Reper.

8. 

   Che-Vu 2020-05-21 00:36:53 +0000

   Hahaha, šta si se uhvatio jadnog Čea Fua, nije mi jasno na šta ciljaš da se nije desilo, da nije Samoanac, da nije najpoznatiji, da ne postoji kao što Finska ne postoji?
   Nisam znao da si izmedju eksperta za popis objekata svrsishodno namenjenih za sesti na njih i viteških podviga zdravstvenog radnika koji nadmašuje sva razumna očekivanja time što - gle čuda - radi u zdravstvenom sektoru, imao vremena i da postaneš ekspert u raskrinkavanju mitova i legendi u oblasti juzno-pacifičkog hip-hop realma?
   :*

9. 

   Thilmo 2020-05-21 06:36:36 +0000

   https://vukajlija.com/forum/teme/75142-nije-se-desilo-postovi-vukajlije?strana=3#post_4026777

   Haha

10. 

    bombas 2020-05-21 07:58:58 +0000

    https://i.postimg.cc/nrxmWHw2/72tob01aocz31.jpg

11. 

    Daniel Plainview 2020-05-21 09:15:43 +0000

    https://vukajlija.com/forum/teme/73855-udruzenje-levijatan-za-ili-protiv/poruke/4005857

    Che-vu jede krokodile i kengure.

12. 

    krupovrbaski zmaj 2020-05-21 14:28:33 +0000

    krokodil i kengur su mejnstrim meso i cak se izvozi van tih drzava gdje se proizvodi. iole posten azjski restoran bilo gdje u evropi ce ti to ponuditi.

13. 

    dusan1001 2020-05-21 16:47:52 +0000

    Kako se zove meso od kengura?Kenguretina?

14. 

    Mali Ker 2020-05-21 20:33:57 +0000

    covek koji jede meso od kengura: kengurman

15. 

    Маестро ♦ 2020-05-22 00:18:48 +0000

    Ja sam tako jednom upravljao helikopterom i video kako klinci pokusavaju da igraju fudbal ali nisu uspevali jer je trava bila velika. Onda sam okrenuo helikopter naopacke i pokosio im travu. Veoma su mi bili zahvalni. Al to nije nista dok sam vozio motor odjednom izgubim kontrolu nad motorom i probijem ogradu na pancevackom mostu. U toku pada uhvatim se jednom rukom za neki deo od mosta a drugom rukom sam uspeo uhvatiti motor. I dok sam cekao da me spasu od dosade sam radio zgibove. Al to nije nista dok sam imao Opel GSI 2.0 16v u toku voznje na 200 km/h izgubim kocnice i nije hteo da koci morao sam da razbijem instrument tablu i kazaljku od brzinometra vratim na 0 i zver stala u mesto.....

16. 

    Kavaj 2020-05-22 11:15:28 +0000

    Cuo sam ove dve price za kazaljku i helikopter vec. Za helikopter bar od troje ljudi

17. 

    Che-Vu 2020-05-23 00:30:11 +0000

    Zapata zašto se plašiš da mi odgovoriš na pitanje?

18. 

    Бохор 2020-05-23 00:45:17 +0000

    Pa druže sa ljudima koji nemaju komarce nema zajebavanja XD

19. 

    krupovrbaski zmaj 2020-05-23 09:10:49 +0000

    je li ima zmija na novom zelandu?

20. 

    Che-Vu 2020-05-23 09:25:29 +0000

    Ima, u mojim gaćama hehe