Omegle

  1. Ja posecujem omegle i zezam ljude :D

  2. Festival kobasica, retko kad nabasam na neku ribu sto snima pornic ili pokazuje sise.

    Dosadan sajt.

  3. sad sam prvi put u životu otišla, crka sam od smeha, majko mila koliko bolesnih ljudi ima na ovom svetu...

  4. Сјајно за лупање глупости - додуше онај клевербот има и неку сврху, ваљда га користе да развијају вештачку инталигенцију коју после убацују у игрице...

  5. Festival kobasica, retko kad nabasam na neku ribu sto snima pornic ili pokazuje sise.

    Phahah.

  6. Omegle shit, samo Indijci vise tamo.

  7. ja idem kad sam bolestan pa ne smem da mrdnem iz kuce...mada ponekad i kad dodju ortaci pa zajebavamo ljude...

  8. hahahahahaa ja sam bolestan, i od toga se ne odvajam to me jedino drzi normalnim jer ja iz kuce ne smem da izadjem skoro, mada sam nasao par lepih devojaka normalnih, ali vecinom su bolesni ako kazes da si musko ispale te :D

  9. To mi je glavno sredstvo da mi brže prođe dan. Obožavam da trolujem na Omegle-u.

    You: Hi
    Stranger: hey 16 year old female
    You: Oh really
    Stranger: yeah you?
    You: Im 19 transsexual
    Stranger: So you are a.... what?
    You: M2F
    Stranger: Ohh crazy life huh?
    You: No, why?
    Stranger: just wondering. why did you go female?
    You: That's what I am on the inside
    Stranger: Oh thats cool. I've never talked to a transsexual before. did it hurt?
    You: No silly
    You: Why would it hurt?
    Stranger: How does it work? Like do you have girl parts now? and wouldnt it be sore?
    You: Well, not yet
    You: I receive hormons for now
    You: girl hormons
    Stranger: oh you havent done it yet?
    You: No
    Stranger: Are you nervous?
    You: No, Im looking forward to it
    Stranger: Thats good (:
    You: My hair is falling off
    Stranger: Oh no! Girls are supposed to have hair!
    You: And my breasts are going bigger and bigger
    Stranger: Are you going to buy a wig
    You: My facial and body hair silly
    Stranger: Ohhhhhhhh. That makes sense.
    You: So, what about you?
    Stranger: No I'm not loosing facial hair. I never had any. But being a girl is the best thingg ever!!
    You: You mean losing, loosing means something completely different
    Stranger: Lol Okay smarty pants
    You: Yeah, I'm a little bit grammar Nazi
    You: Besides I'm a little bit real Nazi, LOL
    Stranger: Haha thats okay (: I won the spelling bee in 3rd grade
    You: And over the years you got stupider?
    Stranger: I think so :(
    You: Oh, poor child
    You: Oh, I'm a lesbian
    You: I mean I will be
    Stranger: Wait, you want to be a girl just so you can be a lesbian????
    You: Duh!
    Stranger: If you like girls why would you change your sex
    You: Because, penis is yuck!
    Stranger: I dont think so (:
    You: You like penis?
    Stranger: Yes I am not gay
    You: Have you "experienced" one?
    Stranger: If thats what you call it hahah yes
    You: Oh, naughty girl. Who was it?
    Stranger: My bestfriend. We were curious
    You: And he deflowered your rose?
    Stranger: Correct
    Stranger: have you ever deflowered a rose?
    You: Oh, I wish I had a hymen
    Stranger: A vag?
    You: Yeah
    You: But soon...
    Stranger: Have you ever had sex with a girl?
    You: No, I'm a virgin. I hate my masculine body
    Stranger: I think you should try it before you rule it out haha.
    You: Well, sometimes I masturbate in my mom's undies
    Stranger: Lmfao. That doesnt count
    You: Awww, highlight of having no life.
    You: Bye.

  10. ali

    My hair is falling off

    .... obraz? :D

  11. And he deflowered your rose?

    ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah

  12. Ако си ово ти, добар трол, али добар и енглески.

  13. upravo me kinez muva...pretstavio sam se ko nevaljala 14. god. klinka
    na omegle-u

Rekli o sajtu

Osim velikih istorijskih i nacionalnih zabluda, podložni smo i onim „sitnijim”, ali koje nam određuju svakodnevicu. „Ne valja da se sedi na kućnom pragu, posebno kad grmi”, „Hleb od 500 grama je opšteprihvaćen pod nazivom kilo hleba”, „Ne valja da se zviždi u kući, to privlači miševe”, „Ne valja da se otvara kišobran u kući”, „Žvakanje žvaka može da deformiše vilicu”, „Ma koliko vruće i zagušljivo bilo, ne otvarati prozor, ubiće promaja”, navode na popularnom internet portalu „Vukajlija” niz sujeverja i zabluda našeg naroda.

Politika · 31. Januar 2011.