Da iskoristim što je Meša privremeno odsutan sa Vuke.
Zaposlio se Crnogorac na groblju, i pitaju ga:"Kako ti je na poslu?"
Crnogorac:"Šta kako je? Svi leže, jedino ja sedim!"
Posli Suljo i Mujo i suljin cuko u lov na medvjeda. Suljo objasnjava Muji taktiku :
"Slusaj, ja cu ga namamiti na sebe. On kad me zaganja ja cu na drvo pa ce on za mnom. Probat cu ga oboriti sa drveta a cim padne na zemlju cuko ce ga uhvatiti za jaja jer sam ga tako dresir'o".
Pita Mujo : " A koja je moja uloga u svemu tome?"
Suljo: "Ako ja prvi slucajno padnem sa drveta ti pucaj u psa".
Pita uciteljica razred da kaze neku rec na slovo K
Perica se odmah javlja i dize ruku.
Uciteljica u sebi-Ma Perica ce lupiti neku glupost,bolje neko drugi.
Mara-Kuca
Uciteljica-Bravo,ajde sad rec na slovo P
Perica se odmah javlja i dize ruku.
Uciteljica u sebi-Ma Perica ce lupiti neku glupost,bolje neko drugi.
Mara-Plafon
Uciteljica-Bravo,ajde sad rec na slovo Z
Perica-JA,Ja,Ja
Uciteljica-Pa nem niceg loseg na slovo Z,ajde ti Perice
Perica-Zec,al sa ovoliki kurac
Pošto je Reservni Psić stidljiv, ja ću d'okačim ovo umesto njega :-)
Kids Are Quick!
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
@VanGoga
Ups, je tek sada kapiram zašto te je ta defka pogodila! Baš sam priglup.
Pa ja volim plavuše, i devojka mi je plavuša :-))))
Evo malo da se našalim i na svoj račun:
Zašto King Kong voli plavuše?
Zato što je majmun!
Eh pa sad...
Ovo je opet malo na svoj racun, a malo na racun plavusa :)))
@Che-vu
Ako je tako ja se javno izvinjavam svim plavušam i svima koji ih vole, osim sebi.
Ulazi deda-mraz u diskoteku, ugleda tri crnke i plavusu za barom i kaze:
"ho, ho, ho, and good night for everyone"!
Uh, pa tek je ovo uvredljivo! :-))))
Zasto su izmisljeni vicevi o plavusama?
Da bi se Kiviji osecali bolje :)
Che-vu, meni je najdraži onaj: Glupi muškarci pričaju viceve o plavušama, a pametni ih j..., htedoh reći spavaju sa njima.
Нисам знала за то...
Zato - pamet u glavu!
Da,da, Artemida, pričuvaj se zlih dečaka koji ne pričaju viceve o plavušama.
Da iskoristim što je Meša privremeno odsutan sa Vuke.
Zaposlio se Crnogorac na groblju, i pitaju ga:"Kako ti je na poslu?"
Crnogorac:"Šta kako je? Svi leže, jedino ja sedim!"
Posli Suljo i Mujo i suljin cuko u lov na medvjeda. Suljo objasnjava Muji taktiku :
"Slusaj, ja cu ga namamiti na sebe. On kad me zaganja ja cu na drvo pa ce on za mnom. Probat cu ga oboriti sa drveta a cim padne na zemlju cuko ce ga uhvatiti za jaja jer sam ga tako dresir'o".
Pita Mujo : " A koja je moja uloga u svemu tome?"
Suljo: "Ako ja prvi slucajno padnem sa drveta ti pucaj u psa".
:-)
Ajde i ja da napisem jedan.
Pita uciteljica razred da kaze neku rec na slovo K
Perica se odmah javlja i dize ruku.
Uciteljica u sebi-Ma Perica ce lupiti neku glupost,bolje neko drugi.
Mara-Kuca
Uciteljica-Bravo,ajde sad rec na slovo P
Perica se odmah javlja i dize ruku.
Uciteljica u sebi-Ma Perica ce lupiti neku glupost,bolje neko drugi.
Mara-Plafon
Uciteljica-Bravo,ajde sad rec na slovo Z
Perica-JA,Ja,Ja
Uciteljica-Pa nem niceg loseg na slovo Z,ajde ti Perice
Perica-Zec,al sa ovoliki kurac
Ovo je stara fora ali ajd....
Kako se zove policajac na Sjevernom Polu?
Polni organ! :)
Kako u Crnoj Gori zovu lepe žene?
Turistkinje!
:))))))
@elenna
Prepoznala si se, turistkinjo jedna! ;-)))))))))))))
Pošto je Reservni Psić stidljiv, ja ću d'okačim ovo umesto njega :-)
Kids Are Quick!
____________________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
@ID
He,he,he... Pa ja sam ti prepustio to zadovoljstvo, ipak je na jeziku za koji si ti eksperAt.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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