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Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:04:30 +0000

@VanGoga
Ups, je tek sada kapiram zašto te je ta defka pogodila! Baš sam priglup.
Pa ja volim plavuše, i devojka mi je plavuša :-))))

Evo malo da se našalim i na svoj račun:
Zašto King Kong voli plavuše?
Zato što je majmun!
Che-Vu 2009-10-30 12:09:25 +0000

Eh pa sad...
Ovo je opet malo na svoj racun, a malo na racun plavusa :)))
Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:12:16 +0000

@Che-vu
Ako je tako ja se javno izvinjavam svim plavušam i svima koji ih vole, osim sebi.
Che-Vu 2009-10-30 12:12:44 +0000

Ulazi deda-mraz u diskoteku, ugleda tri crnke i plavusu za barom i kaze:
"ho, ho, ho, and good night for everyone"!
Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:20:06 +0000

Uh, pa tek je ovo uvredljivo! :-))))
Che-Vu 2009-10-30 12:22:36 +0000

Zasto su izmisljeni vicevi o plavusama?
Da bi se Kiviji osecali bolje :)
Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:31:30 +0000

Che-vu, meni je najdraži onaj: Glupi muškarci pričaju viceve o plavušama, a pametni ih j..., htedoh reći spavaju sa njima.
~Artemida~ 2009-10-30 12:32:01 +0000

Нисам знала за то...
Che-Vu 2009-10-30 12:42:05 +0000

Zato - pamet u glavu!
Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 12:49:14 +0000

Da,da, Artemida, pričuvaj se zlih dečaka koji ne pričaju viceve o plavušama.
Reservoir dog 2009-10-30 13:31:51 +0000

Da iskoristim što je Meša privremeno odsutan sa Vuke.
Zaposlio se Crnogorac na groblju, i pitaju ga:"Kako ti je na poslu?"
Crnogorac:"Šta kako je? Svi leže, jedino ja sedim!"
Dioklecijan 2009-11-01 21:22:43 +0000

Posli Suljo i Mujo i suljin cuko u lov na medvjeda. Suljo objasnjava Muji taktiku :
"Slusaj, ja cu ga namamiti na sebe. On kad me zaganja ja cu na drvo pa ce on za mnom. Probat cu ga oboriti sa drveta a cim padne na zemlju cuko ce ga uhvatiti za jaja jer sam ga tako dresir'o".
Pita Mujo : " A koja je moja uloga u svemu tome?"
Suljo: "Ako ja prvi slucajno padnem sa drveta ti pucaj u psa".

:-)
L@ki 2009-11-02 23:48:38 +0000

Ajde i ja da napisem jedan.

Pita uciteljica razred da kaze neku rec na slovo K
Perica se odmah javlja i dize ruku.
Uciteljica u sebi-Ma Perica ce lupiti neku glupost,bolje neko drugi.
Mara-Kuca
Uciteljica-Bravo,ajde sad rec na slovo P
Perica se odmah javlja i dize ruku.
Uciteljica u sebi-Ma Perica ce lupiti neku glupost,bolje neko drugi.
Mara-Plafon
Uciteljica-Bravo,ajde sad rec na slovo Z
Perica-JA,Ja,Ja
Uciteljica-Pa nem niceg loseg na slovo Z,ajde ti Perice
Perica-Zec,al sa ovoliki kurac
YomaX 2009-11-03 00:21:27 +0000

Ovo je stara fora ali ajd....

Kako se zove policajac na Sjevernom Polu?

Polni organ! :)
Reservoir dog 2009-11-03 10:51:41 +0000

Kako u Crnoj Gori zovu lepe žene?
Turistkinje!
elenna 2009-11-03 12:22:10 +0000

:))))))
Reservoir dog 2009-11-03 14:23:59 +0000

@elenna
Prepoznala si se, turistkinjo jedna! ;-)))))))))))))
Insolent Defender 2009-11-04 10:41:33 +0000

Pošto je Reservni Psić stidljiv, ja ću d'okačim ovo umesto njega :-)

Kids Are Quick!
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Reservoir dog 2009-11-04 10:49:48 +0000

@ID
He,he,he... Pa ja sam ti prepustio to zadovoljstvo, ipak je na jeziku za koji si ti eksperAt.
Триша 2009-11-04 13:10:13 +0000

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Olovka piše srcem... ?

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