Power metal: Gej ili steramtitip?
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U busu se devojka svadja preko fona da se ne kaze Vukajlija nego Vujaklija za recnik... ocaj na njenom licu kad je shvatila da ne moze objasniti
Mokoš · 11. Maj 2011.
U busu se devojka svadja preko fona da se ne kaze Vukajlija nego Vujaklija za recnik... ocaj na njenom licu kad je shvatila da ne moze objasniti
Mokoš · 11. Maj 2011.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)))
Sve je to gej.
Znas kako bili su mi kul kad sam krenuo da slusam nesto tvrdje tj. to mi je bio uvod u rok i metal jer sam samo njihove dve pesme i tri pepersa imao u kompu ali da ozbiljno napises da su oni negej i joste kvalitetni...
Ajde brate da razumem da misliš da nisu gej (iako su gej ohoho), ali da kažeš da su oni pauer - e, to je transfer blama. :)
I sad je tebe treba da ovako citiram celo vece,a? Pa ko mi kriv sto slusam dve pesme pa kucam...
Kako vi metalike uopšte razaznajete koji je koji metal?
Ja pokušao i sve mi zvuči isto.
Kako svirati blek-melodik-treš-spid-pauer-nju ejdž metal? I nisam ovo izmislio, to sam pročitao na nekom plakatu da nastupa bend koji svira upravo ovo. I nisam otišao na svirku samo zbog tih pedera. Čuj - MELODIK-TREŠ-SPID-PAUER! Ko moćni rendžeri....
e pa vis ja razlikuje hevi tres det i blek ovo ostalo sve mi isto ko kad neko krene da me bombarduje nijansama boja golubije sive, lastavicije sivo, srednje smurgavo, nebo plavo, govno zuto, kremce braon i tako dalje i tako blize...
EDIT: I paure da se razumemo da ne serem tamo gde se ne razumem.
Pa ako zvuči gej, mora da je power. :)
Haha, kakva glupost. Pa oni jadni ni sami ne znaju šta bi. :D
Ja kad sam počeo takođe nisam mogao razaznati koji je koji, al' posle dužeg vremena se navikneš pa skontaš. Tako možeš lako prepoznati razliku između bleka, treša, deta, hevija i ostalih. I što reče gamby, ako je zvuči gej, mora da je pauer. Ili nu. :)
Neki bendovi jesu gej, npr. Dragonforce. Al' ne možeš da kažeš da je ceo žanr gej zbog određenih bendova. I po čemu uopšte određujete jel bend gej? Hammerfall ima 3-4 pesme u kojima se 3 reči vrte kroz celu pesmu, i to je gej. DF ne može skoro nijednu pesmu live da ispeva kako treba. i nemoj da kažeš za SA da je gej, SA kida bre.
Скочимише ево неког разликовања по карактеру :
What does a metalhead say when asked "Why did the chicken crossed the road ?"
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!
W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Sentenced: To end its misery.
Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!
Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
(ubaci ime power metal benda): To fly on the wings of destiny!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?
Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!
Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!
Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..
Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Symphony X - To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....
Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIII IIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.
Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!
Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...
Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...
Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua solo"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!
Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! bagpipeskrijeeesht*
Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...
Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!
Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...
Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.
Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green
Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!
Haha...pročitao sam do kraja.Najjače.
hahahha najjace za gamma ray, wasp i SA xD
Vrlo poučan text. Vidimo da pola ovih bendova pjeva o zmajevima, vilenjacima, pičkama materinama, uzdizanjima, jebemliga a ovi ostali ili pjevaju o jebanju ili o sotoni. Vrlo zanimljivo.
@skocimis
a inace to su svi metal bendovi koji postoje i samo o tome i pjevaju, daj molim te, ne prdi....
Liku, pročitaj text pa usavrši mozak. Ja i ne slušam te metalike (možda poneku) tako da mi je ovaj tekst sve što znam o njima.
pa ti ako baziras misljenje na ovom tekstu, koji je ocigledno zajebancija, treba da "usavrsis mozak"....
Ne razumem te bendove koji pevaju o zmajevima i tako tome.
Sta jedu govna koje picke materine?
pa ja mislim da su mnogi od njih inspirisani srednjim vjekom i vitezovima i mozda nekim legendama i tako to, tako da tu spadaju i zmajevi sta znam. e sad u pocetku je sigurno bilo od svega po malo i kontam da je bilo zanimljivo i o zmajevima, ali jebem mu mater sad svaki drugi PM bend pjeva o njima, tako da su izlizali tu temu toliko da je preraslo u klise. jebem li ga ne znam ko je poceo prvi sa zmajevima...
Prvi sa zmajevima je verovatno poceo Dio. Njega smatraju ocem powera.