Legendarne recenice iz filmova

1. 

   Skočimiš 2011-05-13 09:59:30 +0000

   Ma najjače je:

   NE VOLIM DA MI SE TETKE MOTAJU PO STANU DOK RADIM!

   Bata Životinja, u filmu Jebanje Štefice Cvek.

2. 

   bata 2011-05-13 11:01:33 +0000

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSmQ-W3Z2Jc&feature=channel_video_title

3. 

   Ox 2011-05-13 11:28:53 +0000

   "Boy, girl, it is no matter. You are a sword..."

   Sirio forel u GoT

4. 

   Pepe González 2011-05-13 11:32:42 +0000

   "You'll be able to spit nails, kid. Like the guy says, you're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder. You're gonna become a very dangerous person." Mickey Goldmill, Rocky's trainer.

5. 

   tasmanijski djavo 2011-05-13 13:26:25 +0000

   "dabogda oči jedno drugom iskopali"
   iz filma lepota poroka

6. 

   tom i jerry 2011-05-13 22:13:18 +0000

   -"Gde mu dodje ta Kuba"
   -"Kuba? U tri picke materine."

   TRI KARTE ZA HOLIVUD

7. 

   Др Јанковић 2011-05-13 22:27:41 +0000

   ''If i die, you can have my collection of Megadeth records''
   ''We are already dead, but thanks, dude''
   (Билово и Тедово невероватно путовање)

8. 

   Dub 2011-08-03 13:33:41 +0000

   Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
   Jake: Hit it.

   The Blues Brothers

9. 

   Banini 2011-08-03 13:45:45 +0000

   ovo je parodija na Stivena Sigala ali ja uvek plačem kad gledam :

   SS ''...when i climb that wall I use my magic power.'' (odprilike)
   Guy on set ''OK guys, can we get those wires please?!''
   SS ''Wow wow wow? Wires? Who said anything about wires? I saw that Chinese movie like four times and I didn't see any wires.''
   Guy on set '' Maybe because they were digitally removed.''
   SS ''Oh yeah? Maybe i should diligulilitaly remove your head from your body?''

10. 

    Daniel Plainview 2011-08-03 14:45:23 +0000

    http://youtu.be/Gr84aZ0G9B8

    Michael Clayton...монолог на почетку филма, који ме је купио да одгледам цео филм. Сјајно у сваком погледу.

11. 

    Daniel Plainview 2011-08-03 14:50:42 +0000

    The Dark Knight i legendarna Jokerova-

    Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.....I'm an agent of chaos....Oh, you know a thing about chaos...It's fear!

12. 

    kerber63 2011-08-03 15:45:47 +0000

    da li je moguce da niko nije pomenuo cuvenu repliku iz Munja, cesto koriscenu u voznji!?

    gazi, ko ga jebe, sto nije ucio skolu!!!

13. 

    Loksi 2011-08-03 15:52:56 +0000

    Chris Tucker, Rush Hour.
    Wipe yourself off, man. You dead.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpF2EH3_T1w

14. 

    Natnat 2011-08-03 15:55:46 +0000

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zCTnzGOLDk

15. 

    Kurd 2011-08-03 15:59:09 +0000

    Hm...:-)

16. 

    Butt 2011-08-03 15:59:43 +0000

    How about a little fire, scarecrow?

    Taj mi je najdojajniji od sviju.

17. 

    Natnat 2011-08-03 16:04:59 +0000

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcbTgd0zCQs&feature=related

18. 

    shitbrix 2011-08-03 16:11:26 +0000

    Ne znam da l' je bilo, ali
    

    English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

19. 

    kerber63 2011-08-03 16:15:28 +0000

    Ma nesto je meni govorilo: Obesi se Petre, obesi se!!! - Sabirni centar

    To si ti pogresno okrenuo na gore, pa sam ja to okrenuo na dole - Ckalja kamiondzije (popravka kamiona posle eksplozije, mozda los citat)

    There is only one speed. My speed. - the chronicle of riddick

20. 

    YouCantHandleTheTruћ 2011-08-03 16:15:57 +0000

    Браво, натнат, за ону претходну. А из истог филма је легендаран и:

    "Човек ти је, моја Сенада, тешки хајван. И ово мало душе што има, шејтан му дао да му буде теже."

    А из филма Кудуз:
    "Чика Шабане, посл'о ме бабо да видим како си?"
    "А како! Ево боли ме глава, ребро сломљено, рука ишчашена, зуби отишли..."
    "Е не могу ја то запамтит', ја ћу рећ' да си већ умро."